Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 103 welcome home comrade

Posted on June 2, 2013 by rottobloggo

You know what they say: tiny car, tiny parking prowess. I hung my head in shame after this was left on my Jizz. In Leederville this week someone sprayed Don’t Park Here Dickhead on someone’s windscreen, so I got off … Continue reading →

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If you lived here, you’d be home by now

Posted on May 30, 2013 by rottobloggo

Bento (does he do any work?) says: “The photos are really selling this to me. I guess this is the logical conclusion of The Queens-inspired ‘de-novation’ design aesthetic.” It’s all happening on the “leafy streets” of Mt Hawthorn: “With the … Continue reading →

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Babes gets the wood

Posted on May 29, 2013 by rottobloggo

These are heady times for our rainmaking balcony-dwelling comrade Bento. To celebrate his wedding anniversary he took Mrs Bento to his local French bistro, P’tite Ardoise. In between gazing into his beloved’s eyes, he noticed this sweet outrage. “Icing sugar … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 102 sexy stilettos

Posted on May 26, 2013 by rottobloggo

Z-Frappe was entranced at this, at the intersection of Scarborough Beach Road and Loftus Street in North Perth. And there is much with which to be entranced. Perhaps the ‘Our Nikki” PhotoShopper is responsible? I note they use the word … Continue reading →

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hold the front page!

Posted on May 23, 2013 by rottobloggo

Those pesky IODs! They’re far more dangerous than IEDs or even IUDs.

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plucky Perth

Posted on May 20, 2013 by rottobloggo

“It may not be a cultural mecca like Melbourne but don’t underestimate plucky Perth,” say Express Newspapers in Pommyland. They’re a bit luke-warm on Shazzatown, though: “Locals love to hate “Freo” and the Freemantle Markets may offer a little too … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 101 smudging of energies

Posted on May 19, 2013 by rottobloggo

I’m trying to get some Bethany time again, but so far no “joy” with this Swan Valley specimen. I suspect her energies are unsmudged.Far be it from me to unsmudge TLA’s energies, but I fear he will be enrages by … Continue reading →

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D for David!

Posted on May 16, 2013 by rottobloggo

I am famous! The kids were told a famous gerbalist was arriving, so they made me a special hat with my first initial on it. Nice! Their parents whispered to them I was a respected western suburbs identity, but they … Continue reading →

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huge chemtrail

Posted on May 14, 2013 by rottobloggo

Rush outside! See the evidence of a chemical or biological agent about to gently rain on us all. It is a sign of out troubled times. You can be sure there will be no mention of chemtrail funding in today’s … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 100 shopping

Posted on May 12, 2013 by rottobloggo

Emasculated The trolley pulls to the left Dignity is down.  

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