Author Archives: rottobloggo

The Stormy Groin

Posted on July 9, 2014 by rottobloggo

I apologise over that inadvertent recycling earlier today. It won’t happen again! I had to post something as TLA has no power at The Wolf’s Lair. He was matter-of-fact about it, which was a sharp contrast to Bento’s wailing a … Continue reading →

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photocopier rage

Posted on July 9, 2014 by rottobloggo

If you don’t laminate your sign you’re asking for trouble. From KGB in Freo.

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Rolf portrait in pokie

Posted on July 8, 2014 by rottobloggo

Things are out of control: WAToady has the scoop on Rolf Harris’ art being jailed. Where does it stop? The canvas-stretcher going in front of a firing squad?

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Outrage Sunday 154 Fatsogram

Posted on July 6, 2014 by rottobloggo

I was at Parliament on Buswell business when this caught my eye. What a proud specimen! And the names! Mick Nanovich, Des Dans, Colin Jamieson (Opp Leader ’76-’78), Clive Griffiths! They were heady times: only 29 days earlier Charles Court … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 153 the bonfire of the similes

Posted on June 29, 2014 by rottobloggo

I love the smell of RTD in the morning. There was a warm endorsement last night of TLA’s new business venture (the book-burning small bar, the name of which escapes me). If The Classroom gets them in, then his 451%-proof … Continue reading →

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pubic art in Subiaco

Posted on June 20, 2014 by rottobloggo

I don’t know…are they talking about a tastefully-placed David, or plonking some huge bronze buttocks at the markets? Are we going to see Rokeboozies Road? Hmmm.

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Millions expected

Posted on June 19, 2014 by rottobloggo

I hope TWOPers noted the perfect news judgement in yesterday’s local paper of record. A one-legged model equals a three-legged Rolf. Throngs in a major advertiser’ shops is just as newsworthy as a local in far-away trouble. Advertorial? Nonsense. Myer … Continue reading →

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Great Eastern Highway

Posted on June 17, 2014 by rottobloggo

For god’s SAKE. Great Eastern Highway is so famous it gets the Wiki treatment – and yet our Flangemaster has not added it to the guide. Albany Highway is Bourbon Street, yet GEH still has nothing. It’s a fucking outrage. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 152 food glorious food

Posted on June 15, 2014 by rottobloggo

This couple love their prawn crackers: listening to their repast on the way home was gruelling, and it seemed a little early for dinner. The bill of fare was fine, and the premises looked faultless – but what the dickens … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 151 Ode to an Airport Trolley in the Carpark

Posted on June 8, 2014 by rottobloggo

Here, among the businesslike grass, this trundler from the interminable carpet, a welcome that wobbled, now guttered in front of me dead. Confounded by the Belmont dross – these taxis, budget of dew – only you rolled through the duty … Continue reading →

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