Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Beloved Aunt

This is what I want.This is the city the future cunts will remember. A beloved aunt. Mosman Park by Pete F. Who it appears always has time on his hands. Thank god. 

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100,000 comments

Passed 100,000 comments recently. The analysis of words mentioned as follows. Nurry 408 Back door (only) 54 Knob 213 She-Ra 230 Setback 22 Subiaco 181 Cunt 1697 Cockburn 137 Thunder 53 Guildford 189 Fucking/ken 1327 Outrage 850 TLA 2359 Ivory … Continue reading

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I won’t survive

Despite the assertion of this piece of clothing, Pete F. believes that its presence in a Good Sammy shows it to be a lie. They dead. Why didn’t they get buried in it?

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Maylands Wall Eyed Mania

WA Toady announces that Maylands has gone “wall mural crazy”. The curator, the wonderfully named Leo Flavel surprisingly does seem to be in agreement with my point that those sponsored by government or grants are overwhelmingly shit… “All the government … Continue reading

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Throw a claw over

A bird that has access to 1500 birds per hectare may think they are lucky at first. But when you get to the second hectare, you just want a cup of tea. By Dave P.

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The Return of Faith

Ahh. Someone has regained their religion. And spelling. Gooseberry Hill. Shove it Dawkins. Are these burnables?

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Was

This is the state of Bayswater. The once proud vinyl lettered apostrophe adding suburb is broken. Bulldoze the lot and let tilt up pacify their minds.  

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A Pumping Hand

Some may have noticed my railing on various media against the Ken Done teatowelism that suburban wall murals have become. If your moronic council is sponsoring an art form, dude, it’s played. If a council is not sandblasting your artwork, … Continue reading

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Staggering Distance

Now, finally, a masterpiece of public art in Perth! This depiction of punters staggering and chundering their way through Perth City link, no doubt moving through to defecate in Yagan square, finally leaving their soiled undies and empty wine coolers … Continue reading

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Stay the Course!

Pete F shares this pissweak tableau. Now is not the time to take down the xmas decos! Stay strong! You’ve made it almost to May. Christmas in July is only a few weeks away. Then it’s a downhill run to … Continue reading

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