Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Weekend Worstoff 98

Posted on March 6, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Thomo sent in a “burial mound” or barrow. What will archeologits of the future find inside? A green ute would be the modern equivalent of the intact Viking longship.Richarbl liked the symmetry of these doors that invite and repulse entry. … Continue reading →

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Mature Age

Posted on March 5, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Ai Ya! I’m just about to be a mature age student! I’d better go down an hour early to make sure I can get front row seating. I must think up a question to ask right at the last second … Continue reading →

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This is not a bitten arse…

Posted on March 5, 2010 by AHC McDonald

“My painting is visible images which conceal nothing… they evoke mystery and indeed when one sees one of my pictures, one asks oneself this simple question ‘What does that mean’? It does not mean anything, because mystery means nothing either, … Continue reading →

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Pinkeye

Posted on March 4, 2010 by AHC McDonald

As we comedians say, “What’s the deal with Myers?” We’ve had this one, and now this. Is it deliberate (being Sydney Mardi Gras week)? or is it a wardrobe malfunction like this one? Whatever the answer, the future will be … Continue reading →

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Wind Street

Posted on March 3, 2010 by AHC McDonald

The long awaited appearance of Peter Garrett talking about his favourite book Cloudstreet  on the ABC’s First Tuesday Book Club was last night. Peter I believe claimed it was one of the best books of all time. Every guest tried … Continue reading →

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Haircut 100

Posted on March 3, 2010 by AHC McDonald

An old white van with a handwritten sign saying, “Need a Haircut? drives up. Who wouldn’t jump in for a root job, some foils, or a scrape with the cutthroat? Unfortunately no amount of the Cohen filter aka unsharp mask … Continue reading →

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The dead eyes opened…

Posted on March 2, 2010 by AHC McDonald

An associate of Ranting Perth Journo Girl saw these…things in a display home. Now would these help convince you to buy one of these homes, or make you run screaming? 

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Hung Phat

Posted on March 1, 2010 by AHC McDonald

In an instant, the atmosphere had become deadly with a naked hatred that to WAtching was quite horrible. He saw Paracleet draw the Luger from his pocket and weigh it in his hand. Dimitrios laughed malignantly. “So Cookster has been … Continue reading →

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The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Posted on February 28, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed  lately. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold. Hospital infections would be halved … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 97

Posted on February 27, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Watching came for the beach sign lost in Perth suburban desolation, but stayed for the I love men graffiti. From a graffiteur struggling with their sexuality, to one with some childhood issues to get through, ie shitting on toys. As … Continue reading →

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