Weekend Worstoff 97

Watching came for the beach sign lost in Perth suburban desolation, but stayed for the I love men graffiti. From a graffiteur struggling with their sexuality, to one with some childhood issues to get through, ie shitting on toys. As seen by Stu on Newcastle Street.And WAtching goes completely mental when anything is described as “The new black”. Tapas as the new black has him howling in the streets of Whitfords.And I have just got too many licence plates, but I liked this one from Shirley, who swears a Lolcat drove off in it. A teacher? I would have thought that teachers would be like journos, only able to afford Sigmas?Worst well.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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16 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 97

  1. vegan says:

    black is, was and always will be the new, the old, the only black.


  2. shazza says:

    I thought green was the new black?


  3. Richarbl says:

    I thought ebony was the new black.


  4. Gregoryno6 says:

    Thought the 8 was a B. Making it an abbreviation for Educated Bore, perhaps.
    And on the subject of toys…


  5. Mez says:

    I’ve been waiting all day and it finally happened at xxxxx xxxxxx bottleshop on South Street:

    Mez: a sixpack of Coopers Sparkling thanks mate.

    xxx: no worries [goes to fridge, returns with sixpack]. ah, $18.90 thanks mate.

    Mez: [profers card] Savings account please.

    xxx: no worries… bloody machine… been slow all day… bloody Commonwealth Bank…

    Mez: yeah.

    xxx: …hot enough for ya?…


  6. mengeloid says:

    I hate tapas.


  7. bandit says:

    the car belongs to my boyfriends mum!!! hahahahahahaha


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