The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed  lately. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

Hospital infections would be halved if Doctors didn’t have to wipe own arses. Nurses reject an AMA demand that their duties should include…

Jenny Seaton tells how Peter Waltham “fixed her dentures” ALL night long. And how how a funeral plan had Peter Newman “Begging to die”…

Buddha’s “man boobs” a turn off for followers. Buddhist leaders have conceded that they have no hope of matching Jesus’ “blasted abs”…

Mandrake root laced beer kills 7. Drinkers who “beefed up” a pilsner with Mandrake root believed they could fly to the deli to buy twisties…

The Mormon remake of the classic movie 7 Brides for 7 Brothers (New title “7 Brides for 3 Brothers”) has been condemned by movie…

“I can never stay angry at Tiger’s penis for long.” Woods’ wife set to forgive Tiger’s wandering willie…

Empire of The Sun’s Luke Steele to play Lady Gaga in new telemovie biopic. Steele, who is called “Lord Gaga” by his friends is already rehea…

Chinese version of The Castle ends with airport victory & execution of family. Chinese producers “may have taken liberties” Rob Sitch…

Sade revamps hit song for Winter Olympics. “He’s a Luge operator… a Luge operator…

“Dig your own grave!” Cardio gravedigging is the new fitness craze in Perth. Shallow grave = 1000 calories. A full 6 footer = 5000 cals…

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6 Responses to The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

  1. skink says:

    ‘Lord Gaga’ is the sort of nickname that sticks

    I really hope it does

    Like

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