Kill ’em all

I’ve got a 45 year old bottle of a Freecorns special blend. Kill-Em. Every offer considered. Or I’ll kill you. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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19 Responses to Kill ’em all

  1. Rong1 says:

    I’ll have mine ‘on the rocks’ please. It’s a good vintage.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    With organochlorines for that smooth menthol taste.

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Does it work on cocii?

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  4. Bag O'Turnips says:

    To paraphrase the old Freecorns jingle—so old, it was the first ad shown in colour on TVW7—”Go use Freecorns Kill-Em, and you can spray, spray, spray” (pump sprayer sold separately).

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  5. Zuben says:

    Will Rob Broadfield please personally review an artisan pousse-cafe made with this stuff ?

    …may we suggest at an edgy mais recherche boite in Myaree during PIAF week ?

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  6. Zuben says:

    ( Hint : the top layer must be flamed )

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  7. you'll get wet says:

    Is it halal? Profits may be going to the caliphate. I think we should tell Pauline.

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