Kill ’em all

I’ve got a 45 year old bottle of a Freecorns special blend. Kill-Em. Every offer considered. Or I’ll kill you. 

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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19 Responses to Kill ’em all

  1. Rong1 says:

    I’ll have mine ‘on the rocks’ please. It’s a good vintage.


  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    With organochlorines for that smooth menthol taste.


  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Does it work on cocii?


  4. Bag O'Turnips says:

    To paraphrase the old Freecorns jingle—so old, it was the first ad shown in colour on TVW7—”Go use Freecorns Kill-Em, and you can spray, spray, spray” (pump sprayer sold separately).


  5. Zuben says:

    Will Rob Broadfield please personally review an artisan pousse-cafe made with this stuff ?

    …may we suggest at an edgy mais recherche boite in Myaree during PIAF week ?


  6. Zuben says:

    ( Hint : the top layer must be flamed )


  7. you'll get wet says:

    Is it halal? Profits may be going to the caliphate. I think we should tell Pauline.


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