Melbourne Vibrancy, is it played?

Since my first superficial view of Melbs vibrancy, (piss and cheese sold together, whoa!) I might have to reevaluate. I’m not sure they are moving to a post vibrant era. They are planting cotton palms. This is embarrassing. Also, I feel that their lawn pizzas are being dispensed in a non ironic fashion. And now we have craft beer, ales and cellar temperature, should we be making beer too cold to taste? It’s not like we have to freeze away the taste of all the CUB beers. And it’s all too try hard on the Yarra. Perth Post Vibrancy would dictate that you don’t grab a bloke and do a sexy dance. EVAH. 

    
    
 

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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9 Responses to Melbourne Vibrancy, is it played?

  1. Reign of Error says:

    Look under the chunder. Stencil.

    I say this could be a next level urban vomit installation by Phlegm.

    Stick that up your smarmy arse Banksy. You just got owned.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Beyond Po-Vi (2015) VB and carrots. Artist unknown.

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  3. Zuben says:

    Love the riverside architectural context for sexy bloke dancing ! V ness !

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