My policy on…potty mouths? Fitzroy. or alternatively, “Ahh, that’s where I left it.”

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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12 Responses to Policy

  1. Reign of Error says:

    Flemish bond brickwork is a dead giveaway.

    The policy refers to heritage listings and the ‘see you next Tuesday’ must be the Council meeting. No mystery at all.


    • Eddie says:

      Flemish? Flemish? *Splutters incoherently with rage*
      What are they teaching at school today?
      One header bond among otherwise ordinary stretcher bonds does not a Flemish make.
      *Shakes head sadly and decides that young people are no longer worth engaging with*


      • Reign of Error says:

        GADZOOKS! I ran my addled brain back through hazy Cornish and English Bond recollections before the awful truth dawned on me Eddie. You sir, are correct. I stand here publicly shamed via peer review, my flawed hypothesis exposed. Please strike it from the record without delay.


  2. juantrak says:

    Another classic example of the parlous state of proof-reading in the stencilled graffiti of today.
    It’s supposed to read, “Get Your Police Out of My Cunt”.


  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Why not just use a filing cabinet like everyone else?


  4. GivDBird says:

    On the fence with that one


  5. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    And while on the subject of Melbourne:


  6. El Guisto says:

    Oh dear,…sic transit gloria mundi, as they say…


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