Maylands Phenotype

The great thing is that this is post vibrancy Maylands, post Swallow aka Mad Kuntz Bar Maylands. Forget your Dan Murphys, this is true Maylandia, and long may it be so. By NF#1. The lack of Sigma in the drive rut does spoil it a little, but yesssss! Lattttttice! And see those three bins, brown, green and yellow. Stirling can shove at least one of those.maylands

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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21 Responses to Maylands Phenotype

  1. Sir Bill International says:

    Mayland style, close to Guildford Rd. From the Art Gallery to the MG shop to the accommodation provided by the burnt down Maylands hotel , its bespoke all the way, be it ever so ‘umble.

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  2. Bx says:

    A Best Worst surely.
    ‘Liked the new roof over the front verandah. The Hyundai was selected over a Sigma for the ‘sports car’ cred.

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    I’m thinking a steal at $850k or something. A Bondy era Hyundai is practically a collectors item too.

    Talk about sitting on a goldmine.

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  4. Anonymous says:

    I would hope the front fence was asbestos!

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  5. Dave says:

    The Excel is the post-vibrancy Sigma.

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  6. vegan says:

    now you’ve alerted the vibrancy police to its existence it will no doubt be bowled over.

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    • Sir Bill International says:

      Maylands seems to be the suburb the mining boom forgot.
      It’s not on any top 10 list on realestate.com.au

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  7. Perineum says:

    “Still life with five rubbish receptacles”
    nice
    c’mon; you know the car and house also contain dozens of empty Master Ice Coffee cartons.

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  8. Scanners says:

    “Paint and prosper!”

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  9. Misspent_yoof says:

    Meh. Cowaramup beats Maylands hands down in the pissweak challenge: https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/offbeat/a/24438551/town-moooves-to-beat-cow-record/

    My cow onesie should be back from the drycleaners very soon.

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    • Bento says:

      These things shit me to tears. Surely the capacity for social media to easily organise large numbers of people means these ‘most people simultaneously [insert stupid activity]’ are singularly unimpressive? Does the Guinness Book of Records really catalogue all these minor variations on a similar theme? Are there any 10-year olds out there who can enlighten me?

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  10. orbea says:

    Surely the heritage Nazis have placed an injunction over its demolition.

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  11. Arcadia says:

    Those Heritage Nazis have ruined Perth. For shame.

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