A nice one by RubyRuby. The blind would have to guess that high up on the wall there might be a sign telling them if the place is dogging friendly.
Another Chogm welcome by Tullio. Looks like they were going for the K but chickened out. No Z though. At Murdoch Uni Tavern. The place with all the evil music.
And lest Curtin gets too uppity, here’s building 303 toilets, by Bills. To paraphrase Breaker Morant, “We shat them under rule 303.”
And this chair has been in the pond at Curtin for a while. Someone saw ducks on the job on it recently, so perhaps it is better for it. By GB.
A nice one by Jarrod. The ridiculous Perth sign with red ute rampant. Will anyone, after flying for 18 hours forget where they have come to?
Worst well.
The Worst of Perth 
Jarrod beat me to it with the Perth sign. Note the high fence all around it so that you can’t tag it.. The letter ‘T’ in particular is crying out for a twenty-foot tall cock and balls
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The ute and the seat:
Eat Twisties in both.
Whatever you eat
Means CHOGM sign growth.
It all ends in poo,
Quite often with nuts.
After, what to do?
Pedal like a putz.
These halcyon days
The best of our lives:
Storm-less and sun rays,
With Commonwealth jives.
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Nice DC.
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There were some delegates to CHOGM
Spruiking policies so as to flog ’em;
But the whole freakin’ town had declared ‘out of bounds’
Any half-decent place one could dog ’em!
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The sheer vogonity of that…
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I thought it rather Azgothian, myself…
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4th worst poem in the Histroy of the Universe?
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Ode to a lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummers morning –
O freddled gruntbuggly thy micturitions are to me
as furdled gabble blotchits on a lurgid bee
Maybe I should have done a search first?
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“Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!”
I like it
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Knock yourself out.
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of course, the City of Perth is just copying some of the more fashionable suburbs:
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Ducks shagged on the Cretin chair? Paging Troy to aisle five -duck spruut cleanup aisle five Troy.
Nice bike RR, twin bidon cages=serious
Tullio- low alcohol beer, high fat high salt nibbles- is this a food combining diet for bicycle engineers?
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Nah he’s just a puff.
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phwoarrr
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Kept me upright this morning….
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OMG, is the numberplate on that red ute, MH 12205, if it is they storked me in bunbury and followed me to Doonybrook.
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did your mother never warn you never to into cars with strange men?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Storked
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i know!
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Is storking the same as porking? And what is wrong with 4 Pimlott St TL101? It is a very nice house
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did you look at it Orbea?, I think its not a nice house its a little shed/hut peice of wooden useless bloody canada house thats been made to make it look austrailian.
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American Duplex!
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Found this site completely by accident. As an occasional visitor to Perth, this is an excellent insight into the banal. Fucking funny as, you kuntz.
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Welcome Wezz.
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yeah, welcome to you mate.
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Lookz lyke litrasee levllz @ rupert murdoch yooneeversitee r on the wayz upp!!!
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i Kan ownlee speek 2 the kwantitativ kaypobillitys: they R phukt and getten phukta
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Dude, you misspelt your own fake name in your email.
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did i?
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omg the big perth sign is just the worst ever. At least they could use the H for rugby purposes.
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It mustn’t have cost too much…after all, that prop was cut from the Arial Bold font, which all of us font
snobsaficionados know is just a cheaparsed Helvetica impostor.Which suits the WA State Guvmint just fine, as that’s same font (albeit in the regular weight) they use for the letterheads for all their departments. Even if it wasn’t a cabal of general dogsbodys, born-to-rule prats and has-been economic rationalists with that megalomaniac Ban-It Rubble in charge, I’d vote against them for that alone. But thankfully they are a bunch of professional fuckwits, so that makes the job easier still.
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It seems to me a former orange grove in Los Angeles has a lot to answer for.
BTW, in the PERTH sign photo there is a rather intriguing looking older building just to the left of the “P”. 1930s Deco or an early stab at Brutalism?
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lawson’s apartments, art deco. looks much better in the concrete, but it is rather austere. swanky city apartment block.
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“a fine example of Inter-War Commercial Palazzo style”:
Click to access Lawson%20Flats%20%28I-AD%29.PDF
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“Inter-War Commercial Palazzo?”
Mr. Fifty Cent Word has been very unkind to your Heritage Council.
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It’s better than “Mid Twentieth Century Immigrant Nostalgia,” in which we specialise
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The whole river frontage used to be lined with such buildings. Lawson apartments is the only one left. There used to be a French restaurant in there too.
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Luis; an old favourite. Fantastic. Lawson Apartments has a beautiful interior, likened to BSwaM’s former orange grove.
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Nice lift, not so nice copy:
“…oozes the charm of the silver screens movie sets…”
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Agreed. Never sounds good.
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Dont pick ya scabs,
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Especially impressed by the double barrelled surname… so that everyone who has ever known her can recognise her magnum opus, even if they haven’t facebooked her since she was married…
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As I recall, “The Blob” was not particularly charming.
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ummm, lost for words.
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