Weekend Worstoff 130

Bonnie took a last tearful pilgrimage to the rubble of Maylands Great Wall. They should have sold off the chunks. She also includes a bonus pic from her Grandparents’ holiday home. Ljuke snapped this at the recent architecture talk. A study in Outrage – by Billie Fairclough. That background is trending worst too.And a baffling slogan via Hokusan in Melbourne. “Tomorrow’s emissions today.”

And Golden1 wonders whether anyone ever buys meat at a sale. Balaclava Melbourne. Reminds me of the long vanished Budget Burgers from about 3 years ago.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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39 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 130

  1. Rolly says:

    What a wonderful array of topics TLA.
    The pic of DFOC is one for the annals of history: To be preserved for posterity and, in the due course of time, displayed on his headstone. Well seen B.F.
    As for the cheesy grin, all because of a bottle of mediocre red, ’nuff sed.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Why were they projecting the slides onto your forehead? Surely it would have made more sense to use the bald guy so everyone could see.

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  3. The Legend 101 says:

    The worst ads ive seen are Commonwealth Bank a pug and a poodle talking about nothing and Oral B the toothbrush more dentists use but theese days all the dentists in town use Colgate.

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  4. David cohen says:

    The Legend!

    Where you bin?

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  5. vegan says:

    finally, a brown bag i actually want to attend and i’m no longer a student.

    hope the little buggers appreciated the treat.

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  6. shazza says:

    I agree Rolly. Great collection, but that pic of Outrage is priceless.

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  7. vegan says:

    outrage, were you at the book launch at the museum thursday?

    i was coming to find out after the speeches, but you’d disappeared. if it was you.

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  8. Bag O'Turnips says:

    I am back in Dullsville again, had a marvellous time over East.

    As it so happens, my Melbourne digs were around the corner from Balaclava Road, where I too have found a Worst of Melbourne for the budding property investor on St Kilda Road (I’ll send you a photo, TLA).

    ‘Tis comforting to know that Perth doesn’t have a monopoly on Worsts.

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    • How shite are youse cuntz says:

      Please fuck back off over East? You don’t need a passport you stupid cunt. Oh that is right, it is a lot easier just to slag it off from the sidelines isn’t it you dumb cunt fuck cunt knob fuck

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  9. skink says:

    I think this deserves a Worst:

    Rick Ardon’s house is for sale. He has a Tuscan style beach house complete with Balinese garden and Egyptian interiors. They say this reflects his years reporting from around the world, rather than having taste in his arse.

    note the small thatched Balinese awning, which sits on the front of the house as seamlessly as Rick’s hairpiece sits atop his head:

    http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/perth-confidential/channel-seven-newsreader-rick-ardons-6m-tuscan-digs-for-sale/story-e6frg30l-1225942702491

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    • Snuff says:

      Does sound like a dog’s breakfast, skink, and that Balinese awning looks so wrong you’d swear it’s shooped. Poor bugger. I’d be “testing the market” too if my views were about to disappear behind the neighbour’s eight storey tower block.

      Meanwhile, a terrific assortment, TLA. I don’t want to think about what you wouldn’t do for that plate, and I thought I recognised DFOC’s mo from somewhere, whose love I won’t judge. And speaking of casting nasturtiums, Leon might have been better advised to have stuck with smallgoods as one word.

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  10. fractyl says:

    So my favourite ol’ Maylands nessie has gone to the loch in the sky – and yet there are people lining up to buy that hideous prick hardon monstrosity? Why? wouldn’t $6.5M uy you something better than that?

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  11. Ljuke says:

    I approve of the cunts. All of the cunts.

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