I just keep giving more than I take. Do youse really deserve it? Back to 7 days a week posting, often 2 posts per day, and still no more than 2,500 of you view every day. I’m a little outraged, because the proposed story about TWOP in Curtin’s Western Toerag didn’t materialise, but in its place was this obscenity. Talk about your fucking Outrages. You can click pic for larger version to read the text. Hyper literate my backside.
Suck my pen off.
Update, Skink, who never got over losing the popularity contest in the Howling Wolves comp, asks readers their view on a Cohen Poll.
And while I’m on media outrages, I hope you are reading Michele Phillips blog. Here’s a lovely post about why she and her dog are more important than ordinary people and their mutts. Did you ever think about putting your dog on a fucking leash you plonker? Elsewhere she writes how blogging suits her writing. Yes, your writing does suit not being paid for it Michele. You are no Pam Cassselllas that’s for sure.
The media is just one fucking outrage after another today. I won’t forget it.
The Worst of Perth 
What a fugly photo of The Outrage, I wonder if he got the article because he is the Prez of the MEAA in WA ?
Talk about sucking up to the union bosses :-)
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I don’t know about Fugly Frank. I’m more shocked at the public display of affection towards the pen. Is that some pen porn Daves reading in order to get Off?
(Now there’s a challenge Snuff)
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Indeed, shazza, especially one that might be SFW. I’ll have to get back to you on that one. Occasionally, outrageously, they like me to justify my exorbitant salary.
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Meh. That was as disappointing a search as Dick’s Peter Pan, shazza. Now if you’ll excuse me, Taiko class calls. That’ll cheer me up.
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With no sexual pun intended – Snuff you never disappoint.
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At last, this is more like it.
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Bugger. Link seems dodgy. I’ll try one more time.
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Wonder what the back story is?
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Michelle’s blog post is, indeed, A Worst of Albany.
But why are so many people reading it?
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What happens in Albany should stay in Albany….
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I just wish that he’d either grow a proper beard or shave off that silly affectation.
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All right. Just time for one quick one.
(WARNING : Only just SFW)
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Umm wheres the pen? Wait, don’t answer that.
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I get the feeling La Chong will come to regret blogging about your pet topic and area of expertise, Shazza.
Your last sentence dripped with sarcasm.
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Is that breast feeding or DV? Check the latest, I’m now in a stoush with our friend Frank :)
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Which of course is not myself – I wouldn’t lower myself to comment on La Chong’s Blog – I wonder if the Frank in question is that serail right winger one who rings Sattler & whoever does Midnight to Dawn ?
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Glad to know its not you Frank. He did sound very much like Mike Ward of Mens Confraternity. I know he has TWOP web site recognition.
I wont take your comment about “lowering yourself” as an insult BTW.
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Jon.
More recently seen on Time With Jon when there was a Channel 31.
I always feel sorry for him. He seems nice.
The only talkback DJ in Australia who pleads with callers to stay on the line.
They’re usually drunk.
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And soon to return on West TV – the new Community Access Station, with a board which includes TWOP subject Grant Woodhams, John Hyde and Tom Percy on it’s Board :-)
http://www.ctvperth.com.au/ctvperth_news.php
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Haven’t heard from old bong brain Woodhams lately.
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He’s too busy being Speaker of the house.
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to argue with La Chong is like nailing jello to the ceiling. She can contradict herself within the same paragraph.
she says “I agree family violence is a complex issue but we cannot say it is too hard ”
but then says: “we may have to forget this generation of violent perpetrators.”
what, forget them because it’s too hard?
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Where can I buy one of those novelty fluffy things like that to fit on the top of my pen ?
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I knew that pic reminded me of something.
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Now, that needs to go on a t shirt!
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He looks like Rolf Harris circa 1959-60.
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I thought it was a bit more like him:
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LA – I think we need a poll. Does Cohen look more like:
a) Rolf Harris circa 1959-60
b) Trotsky
c) A troll pencil
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you forgot Snuff’s contribution:
d) a cunt
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Now that’s getting closer.
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I meant Trotsky if you follow the line. Maison Outrage is far more luxurious though than Trotsky’s simple home which i visited in Mexico City.
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I rather assumed that in referring to himself as “hyper-literate”, he was attempting to demonstrate to the people of Sweden that he does indeed have a sense of irony.
Stockholm will be in stitches.
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I’ll post this again, since it is media related and Michelle gets a mention, and I am desperately trawling for hits.
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Exceptionally funny.
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Bravo !
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“Hyper-literate”! It must be true because it’s been in the media. Yes, I am omni-literate, while TLA, like many of these bloggerist types on Teh Interwebz, is more at home writing poorly-punctuated messages in sand with the necks of Howling Wolves empties.
I wasn’t going to respond to this, as I am far too busy – for example I have just signed a lucrative deal to be Patti Chong’s media consultant.
However. I and others have noted TLA’s churlish refusal to celebrate today. It is Outrage Day – yes, it has been 12 months since the raid on The Sunday Times, and my uttering of the immortal phrase.
Since then my fame has grown exponentially, while TLA languishes in unpaid obscurity. It is I who am becoming the Perthonality, while he scribbles on the margins. I look forward to winning the BLFC and driving past his hovel, waving my tight wad at him.
It can’t be long until there is a Ron Gomboc Jr artwork sculpted from compressed corflute about me in public – a backgammon board in the carpark of the ‘Ling, perhaps – while TLA will be tossed aside like a worn and mismatched sock.
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Oh this has been in the spam bin for some time.
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Right right right. It’s “been in the spam bin”.
Let’s face it TLA: you can’t handle the truthiness.
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DFOC,
Methinks you’re channeling Catweazle :-)
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Catweazel?
Truthiness?
I declare this the Greatest TWOP thread ever. Or recently.
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All this boasting about your tight wad. No wonder the Town of Vincent want $2000 to give you photocopies of some emails.
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So was that. Along with all the rest of the cheap Cialis
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And what does “Cohen writes (comma) off” mean?
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I have been puzzling that for days.
Is it some hep Gen Y reference I don’t get?
An in joke about the start of the world’s worst unwritten novel?
Does it imply his writing is off?
Why are there Gypsys plaguing the Western Suburbs?
And have they found the The Castafiore Emerald yet?
And just why is there a story on the front of the latest Post (sorry POST) promoting the virtues of advertising real estate in The POST?
(And is this dramatic decline in quality related to the tedium that is the new West?)
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Hmm a moustache is never an asset unless your Austrian.
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Unless your Austrian what ?
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DFOC can be confident that he will win that poll
it’s like a cancer eating me up inside
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Where is the poll? Where can I vote for myself?
It’s not often there’s so much handsome strapping beefcake on TWOP.
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Teh Outrage is actually pictured free-basing octopus, which explains the knotted brow and puckered lips…
“I was halfway across Guilford when the drugs began to take hold…”
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I’m stuggling presently with the poll choice. Do we only get 1 pick or can we morph 2?
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Rolf Harris performing cunnilingus?
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Well where have you been all day. Work is no excuse.
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Are your eyes really on the prize DC?
They appear to be converging on the end of your nose.
Or is your nose actually the prize?
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Freebasing Octopus?
Handsome strapping beefcake?
Cunt?
Possibly the funniest post of all.
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I finally cracked it. The question that’s been bugging me all day, who does DFOC remind me of? It’s Ludwig Wittgenstein.
Is is too late to add him to the poll?
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I see what you mean, shazza, or perhaps his father Karl. Or maybe …
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Wonderful stuff Snuff.
You just saved Relm (scandotrash) from the diatribe I had planned for him by distracting me.
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TLA – I salute you. I cannot imagine you ever posting this line:
“OK, enough nastiness from people who don’t have the guts to leave their names. Comments on this post now closed.” – Michele Phillips
This came on 3 May 2009, after this was posted on 30 April 2009:
I agree with the comments on Worst Of Perth. (anonymous)
and then a further anonymous comment pointing out the reasons for laws to apply to all of us (regardless of how cute our dogs may be).
People with thin skins should not write blogs. Speaking of which, she doesn’t seem to have put anything up since December 2009. But in her last blog comments she refers to the deletion of “nasty comments” – is this more TWOP related action? I can’t be arsed reading through her archives of vacuousness to find out.
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Cunt.
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That was a joke btw RR.
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‘salright. I’d turned my niceness levels right down and it seemed to apply equally well to me as well as to the retired newspaper columnist turned blogger.
But srsly – is she still providing her “special brand of humour” to the world anywhere?
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Just testing thinness of your skin. Haven’t seen MP in print for a long time.
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Pah. Don’t deal it out if you can’t take it.
Literally speaking, though, I currently have very thin skin – still trying to heal up after a hideous infection picked up in the Mandurah canals last weekend. But even that’s getting to the expected level of hippo hide density – just a few days ago it was tearing whenever I turned my head. Ugh.
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Did you write this David Cohen? anyway i havent seen you lately where are you?
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DFOC ‘Sock Puppet?’
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