And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till the B&S brings me round again to find
I’m not the Campari man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a Bundy man…
Bundy man puking up his ring up here alone… Elton John, Bundy Man
WAtching thinks he defeated Bundyman in a cricket match recently. WAtching also believes Bundyman might be a total plonker judging from the auto embellishment. I think Bundyman might just have a far more developed sense of irony than you WAtching. With the massive viewing demographic of The Worst of Perth, it is fairly certain Bundyman will see this post, so perhaps you two can debate irony or Ford vs Holden. Click for larger. Is an Apollo a Holden worth boasting about? Looks like a dumbed down Camry to me.
The Worst of Perth 
ah, bundy, the stuff of dreams.
that woman apparently enjoying the bestiality session certainly has very large areolae and nipples you could hang a wet duffle coat on.
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Here’s the rest of it…
What I cant reconcile is Bundymans views on Women and Whale Sharks. What about female whale sharks?
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To complement the Holden lion going 69 he should have the bundy bear rooting a guy up the arse
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Yes. Yes he should.
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nah, i’ve seen the ads, he’s a ladies man all the way.
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well to fair it appears he is about to perform an act of analingus,
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thanks Caribou Bob – i just googled analingus and reacquainted myself with this fabulous site once again:
http://www.toss-my-salad.com/
Toss My Salad – Gourmet Guide to Analingus
Every day is indeed a school day, is it not?
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A few weeks ago I picked a takeaway up from “The Punjab” and the chick behind the counter seemed familiar. The recognition hit me as I was driving away – it was Kate from tv’s Masterchef.
If I had my time again I would have said “Kate, I loved you on masterchef, you can toss my salad any day!”.
(Oh yes, I fucken would of).
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Would have?
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Where’s Bundyman? Shouldn’t he be here by now?
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It’s the Apollo TLA, you just can’t have an answer for that.
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What, I should of written “would have”?
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Hee hee. Yeah. I was being grammar nazi.
Great grammar, bad execution.
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yes, he should have…
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It was intentional, I sometimes flavour my writing and speech with good old Aussie faithfuls.
So fuck youse alls.
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An Apollo? ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Like I said TLA that holden sticker awakens in me the sort of indignance usually reserved for Sattler devotees…
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the holden “cuntry” or the holden tight sticker, WAtching?
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The holden tight sticker. I have no idea what makes a person thin k this is ok for the outside of a car.
What’s next Penis shaped aerials?
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Penis shaped aerials are SOOO 2009.
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Shouldn’t there be an “I shit on fat chicks?” sticker.
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I reckon there will be flags next week… I will follow up.
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speaking of Sattelr, I see that WAToady have moved his blog and you now have to sign up for a Fairfax account before you can comment
it is tempting to think that this is an attempt to block the three or four steadfastly puerile trolls who call him a tool.
given that apart from them, the only person to comment is that mad cunt from Jarrahdale, this has succeeded in reducing him from an average of five comments a week, to none at all.
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Frittered all his Bundy coupons away on stickers, so had to do his own tinting on his fucking APOLLO. Priorities, man.
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My take on Bundy is that it it is evidence that the drinker has a juvenile mind and an unsophisticated palate, as it tastes like cough medicine.
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Southern Comfort is another shit drink that tastes like medecine.
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LA, that is fucking funny, as I was typing my comment a flash of Southern Comfort rushed through my mind.
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Why do you pixellate normal number plates but show personalised ones in all their vain glory?
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Because the numberplate is the point of this one. If it is not relevant to the worst I block it.
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You think BUNDYMAN has a right to anonymity?
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I’d just like to say I liked the song, and would perhaps like to see another verse.
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GMH are missing a golden opportunity here to turn their business around. They could release the ….
Holden Boganwagon.
Comes complete with FIFO and fat chick stickers of choice and Aussie flag on aerial.
Drive away, no more to pay. They’d be clamouring, I tell ya.
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Watch this space. Clarkson Feature coming soon…
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Coincidentally I took a photo of “BUNDYBTCH” (sister, mother?) a week or so ago when I pulled in behind them (fnar fnar) on Charles St I think it was. I’ve been meaning to send it in but don’t have the right cable for my phone. Hopefully soon…
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Apparently ‘red sock’ is a prison slang term for the results of a particularly violent anal rape.
The guy on the right in that video looks like he’s about to dispense one for the bear …
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/21drk7k.jpg[/IMG]
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Image fail
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In other news, can we start a worst for the most jingoistic, over-the-top Aussie flag car adornments?
Has anybody else noticed a correlation between the size / number of flags and a rapid decline in IQ and social skills?
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When I saw the rash of comments on this post, I thought “Bundyman- He is risen”- literally.
Not yet. But he will come.
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I’m surprised Bundyman never made an appearance in the comments.
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As I said above, I get excited whnever I see a new poster on Bundyman. But alas, he still is not risen.
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The bundy horned logo has a certain similarity to the Sea Shepherd skull, but with a bear instead of a whale/dolphin.
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I am finding this website very informative and interesting. Before looking at this link I was blissfully unaware that there were actually ‘adults’ that spend time looking for, and writing about negative things about Perth. That is an incredibly pessimistic view on life and your surroundings, it must be exhausting.
I viewed the pictures of ‘bundyman’s’ car and then proceeded to scroll down the page. I was amazed to see that the comments turned into a discussion about the moral and personal character of the ‘bundyman’. Correct me if I am wrong, but it takes a lot more than a sticker on a car to know a person’s moral standing and substance.
It seems to me that the discussion focused around the ‘holden tight’ sticker. While this sticker could be offensive to some, I found the comments written about it even more sexually explicit and inappropriate than the sticker itself.
There was also a comment about Australian flag adornments having a direct correlation with a decline in IQ and social skills…? where have these ‘facts’ come from? It seems to me that ‘bundyman’ has not ‘risen’ and made comments defending himself because he is most likely out *socializing* or doing something constructive with his life instead of complaining about the city we live in.
If you find it entirely necessary to write negative comments about the things around you, it would probably be best to keep your comments about the car itself, rather than making sweeping judgments about an individual, you do not know, in a public forum.
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Yawn. You claim that you’ve read, but seem to understand nothing. Next you’ll be claiming that it’s not all about the rooting, or that despite not having big tits and blonde hair, you’ve only had one boyfriend. You seem to have neglected to write “get a life”, or “Despite being a plonker, I’m better than you.” Did you actually write “…but it takes a lot more than a sticker on a car to know a person’s moral standing and substance.”?
I don’t understand why when it comes to anything vaguely connected with the country, commenters are determined to make themselves look like fucking morons. What is wrong with you?
Re: “It seems to me that the discussion focused around the ‘holden tight’ sticker. While this sticker could be offensive to some, I found the comments written about it even more sexually explicit and inappropriate than the sticker itself.”
Really? You found that did you? Dude. read it again. And then read Inseminators 09. It IS all about the rooting.
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Correct me if I am wrong, but it takes a lot more than a few posts on a satirical forum to know a person’s moral standing and substance.
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Almost forgot –
Cunt.
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Amen.
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And I had totally forgotten. He’s driving a fucking Apollo! Even a bumpkin brain such as yourself PIA would have to concede that boasting about an Apollo is a devestating and highly accurate indicator of moral standing and substance? You didn’t even fucking look at the picture!
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Now hear this, O foolish and senseless people, who have eyes but do not see (Jer 5:21).
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Please explain PIA. When is Perth awesome? I want details and tickets to that event. If Perth is actually awesome I reckon you should post a few pics to prove it.
for the record; I think Perth is nice, with nice weather (except for last Tuesday [awesome!]) and a damn square target for criticism.
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I just read my back issues of The West and realise that the really bad weather was actually on Monday but PIA should really get cunted anyway – BUT, I get home from work and log on and to my delight – Arsebuddy! But then find way, way too much Bundyman blogging – I hate Bundyman, I hate the fact that he has over 130 comments to his name – what about Arsebuddy? Better name, better prospects, better worst. Arsebuddy has to be better than Bundyman and deserves more posts
I’m going there now
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Has anyone ever seen both of them in the same room ?
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Hypothetical: PIA! open an internet forum called The Best of Perth. After a few weeks of enthusiastic posts extolling the virtues of Perth’s beaches, the weather, the Swan River, Kings Park, the laid-back attitude, Tim Winton, the Dockers, etc, interest rapidly dwindles. After all, the people who love all this stuff are too busy doing it – not surfing the web, talking shit on Sattler, complaining to their friends about migration, writing letters to the editor of The West, or any of the myriad other gainful pursuits available to the citizens of this gleaming metropolis.
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Grow up PerthisAwsome. Your post is both misinformed and embarrassingly sanctimonious. You clearly do not understand this blog, and now look like a right cunt.
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It would probably be best if you fucked right off ya fucking cunt.
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Your a troll, arent you. We get so many troll’s on this site. Its unbeleivable. If your not a troll then you must be a Christian because no one else would put forward such asinien criticism’s. In any case take you’re comment’s and fuck off. Why dont you marry Perth if you like it so much.
OH by the way. Your wrong. Thats a correction. ooh out *socialising* what might that entail, a night at the Foundry? Fuck off
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oh pforts – you never fail to deliver! “Why don’t you marry Perth if you like it so much?
Fucking excellent question and thanks for a great laugh!
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Much have I complain’d in the realms of Perth,
And many bad states and worsts seen;
Round many western streets have I been
Which bards in cunty to Holden’s earth.
Oft of a boring expanse had I been told
That slick-suited She-Ra ruled as her demesne;
Yet did I never breathe its pure obscene
Till I heard TLA speak out loud and bold:
Then felt I like some spruuter of the wall
When new graffiti swims into his ken;
Or like stout Barnett when with pinky eyes
He star’d at an open shop — and all his men
Look’d at each other with a wild surprise —
Gob-smacked, in the Road of Hampden.
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Special DFOC. Just fuckin special.
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Literary standards if nothing else are rising in this town. “Which bards in cunty to Holden’s earth.” You got that right.
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That really is something DFOC…
Does it come as a deckchair?
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Jesus wept, DFOC.
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Cohen, that is pure literary diapason.
And Onanist is right. The cuntenning fuckplodding titprick should just shit the fuck off.
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I reckon the owner of that car is a champ! Good on him for not being ashamed of the ‘offensive’ sticker. Or whatever huge words you are all using to descirbe it. Seems to me like he doesnt give a shit about what other people think of him and is willing to display the type of person he is right there on his bumper. I’d like to shake that mans hand :)
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Ok.
If you can get a few of your mates on here to talk about it, we will consider taking it all back, and bowing down to the superior being- Bundy Man.
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Theres no need to be rude mate… damn, bitter.
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Bundyman can go fuck himself, as he appears to be a dumb, ignorant, bogan cunt.
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Rude?
I’m sorry Fan, but the last thing we need is another paranoid, hyper-sensitive narcissist.
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I don’t know what that means… spose your going to abuse me for being a dumb ignorant bogan cunt now?
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Clearly thats what you want, or you would have used the medium you used admit you don’t know what they mean to look them up.
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I think we found the driver!
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I WISH I was the driver of that fine peice of machinery! ha ha cmon guys… give this guy a break, if there werent people like him in the world… we would have nothing to bitch about.
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Ah, the ole teleological argument for the necessity of evil. Cunt off, shit-for-brains.
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Not teleological. But not sure what the name is for the always weak “we need evil to have good” argument.
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Not from τέλος , the study of purpose, aim and/or design? (wiki) oh well the point stands. Cunt off.
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Just for future reference….wiki is a seriously bad information source, any knob can go on there and add some bullshit pretending its fact. So….FAN is shit for brains….but your getting your info from wiki…..yeah, i dont really need to say more.
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Urgh, trying to remember that word… precise definition is something along the lines of ‘Extremely web-savvy dispenser of vitally important information that delivers n00bs from the ever-present risk of citing under-referenced information’… any helpers? How ’bout you tell us all what ‘telos’ really means then? Or perhaps you’d prefer to cunt off.
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furthermore when I use ‘your’ for ‘you’re’ it’s for teh lulz, . . . . . .
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Settle down Pfortner. You keep scaring the “tards” away.
There is no need to go straight for the jugular. I have found that if you encourage them, they impale themselves. V. entertaining.
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Pfortner… you have a foul mouth.
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your mother’s got a substantially fouler mouth now i’m done with her
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hahahahaha!
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Fan, the overuse of the word cunt is a TWoPism. It’s a playful reference to a post about a year ago. Pfortner is capable of producing some fine Wintoning if you care to troll through the archives.
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Ooooh, backing down now, aren’t we?
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Fan I don’t believe for one minute you want to drive that car. Or have such a sticker on yours.
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Your right… like fuck i would want to drive an Appollo ha ha, but still, if i pulled up behind that car at the lights… it would give me a chuckle thats for sure :)
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Capitulation at last :)
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your a ni nja cunt
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ah cra p wrong reply. wot a rteard
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Me too!
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Listen cunt, if you’re going to stick around get yourself a grav.
Bree Maddox and Basil Zempilas are still up for grabs.
Has anyone seen my latte?
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Im leaving geez… got better things to do with my time anyhow. CATCHAS!
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Yes I saw it over by your Penguin Pride and Prejudice.
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Popular Penguin Pride and Prejudice. Anyone want to start up about the whole Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?
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… thing.
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That would be Pride and Prejudice and Zombies:
“Mr. Collins tells me that you are schooled in the deadly arts, Miss Bennet.”
“I am, though not to half the level of proficiency your Ladyship has attained.”
“Oh! Then — some time or other I shall be happy to see you spar with one of my ninjas. Are you sisters likewise trained?”
“They are.”
“I assume you were schooled in Japan?”
“No, your ladyship. In China.”
“China? Are those monks still selling their clumsy kung fu to the English? I take it you mean Shaolin?”
“Yes, your ladyship; under Master Liu.”
“Well, I suppose you had no opportunity. Had your father more means, he should have taken you to Kyoto.”
“My mother would have had no objection, but my father hates Japan.”
“Have your ninjas left you?”
“We never had any ninjas.”
“No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.”
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Was discussing this very book with Bento weekend just passed.
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Synchronicity?
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@SW
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Synchonicity and Zombies, Nat.
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aaahhh – ninja’s – can’t get enough of ’em – and in a moment of shameless self promotion
http://theincrediblyrudelogophile.blogspot.com/2010/03/think-ninja.html
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Seen this MP?
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I have just done the quiz, Nat. It seems I am a BAD NINJA!
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oh no – but i love it NF! i am a good ninja who will lie when the truth serves better just like a good ninja does –
it felt like coming home – thankx
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I believe the Ninja website was based on an non-ironic, incredibly bad proto-site, which got so popular that the writer just ran with it.
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And I’m a bad ninja.
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I think we should esablish a TWOP International Ninja Society.
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Dr. McNinja
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I am quite liking the laser-eyed goat:
http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p1
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Sorry Bree is taken – officially.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/6987640/penthouse-pet-weds-perth-porn-king/
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I’m sure it was all class. No shoving.
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All class indeed, Shazz:
“Maddox, a 2000 Miss Universe Australia runner-up, met Mr Day while modelling for his Adultshop empire when she was 19.”
I notice the poodles acted as ring-bearers.
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Yep SW. May have been just before your time on TWoP, we had quite a discussion about Bree. Can’t remember the thread now, but there was a quote from mrs Maddox/Day explaining how she can perform a vibrator show in a “classy” way. And that it wasn’t all about the shoving.
I will see if I can find the thread in honour.
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There were a number of comments deleted in that thread. Don’t make me do that again.
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Can’t find it you’ll be pleased to know.
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Here you go, shaz.
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Thanks Snuff. Who can forget the time Bree Maddox xxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxr?
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How the hell do you do that Snuff?
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Snuff has ninja powers.
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Were the poodles ball-bearing ring bearers or perhaps female and/or neutered?
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At least now I know what it takes to get on Perth’s A-list.
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now this is one match that would have to be entirely about the rooting, right?
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…and the fisting, I presume.
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from Holden’s to penguin’s to ninja’s to fisti ng, all in an afternoon… glad to know ya Shreik
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C’mon Fan, it’s a Holden Apollo. Of course he doesn’t care what people think of him.
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Of course not Shazz. I’ll wager that car’s just come from a B&S.
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Yep SW, coming or going.
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Just for the record, so-called “Fan” is no relation of mine.
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A bit stereotypical don’t you think?
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If Bundyman did not wish to be stereotyped, then he should have considered some “original” decorations for his car.
Indeed i think he was actively trying to invoke the stereotype… “dumb, ignorant, bogan cunt.”
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Not a bit. The dopey fucker sterotypes himself.
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Stereotype?
I think not.
Mainstream, maybe.
It’s contagious too.
Just how many cars, houses and other accommodations does “Jack” actually live in.
There’s no accountin’ fer folk!
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PIA and Fan’s timing is impeccable. After the great schism of earlier this week, we are presented with a common enemy and no longer turn on each other.
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I passed some tin shakers this morning and for the first time turned back to find out for what need they were actually collecting.
Upon spying the evocative pictures of the poor defenceless beasts being tormented, I donated an appropriate amount and strolled away feeling both smug and virtuous, proudly sporting my “Stop The Bogan Baiting” sticker.
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Peter Rabbit, Tank Killer:
“Be quick and fetch the Panzerfaust anti-tank rocket launcher from Tom Kitten!” whispered Benjamin. So Peter went lipperty-lipperty all the way to Tom Kitten’s house.
“Quick!” Peter implored him. “Lend me your Panzerfaust, for Mr. McGregor has a T-34 tank and will surely blast us all into bloody shards of flesh, bone and sinewy pulp if we are not careful, if we are not most circumspect!”
Tom Kitten gave Peter his anti-tank rocket launcher willingly for Mr. McGregor had scolded him once. But by the time Peter had returned to his cousin, Mr. McGregor had driven up the road and opened fire on Jemima Puddleduck, killing her instantly.
“Thank goodness you were not the least tardy!” cried Benjamin, as the turret of Mr. McGregor’s tank slowly turned towards the humble abode of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle.
“Waste the fucker!”
Benjamin called out with the sensation of enjoyment. So Peter steadied the Bazooka on his shoulder and squinted one beady little rabbit eye down the sights.
http://tarpaulin.blogspot.com/2010/02/peter-rabbit-tank-killer.html
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you guys are a bunch of cunts, you dont even know the bloke and are tearing him to shreds. get a fucking life!
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He must be used to a few slings and arrows driving that Apollo and being beaten by WAtching at cricket!. Water off a duck’s back.
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‘get a life’ . the statement that’ll verify dickhead status everytime.
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I’m sure WAtching’s happy that Bundyman finally got the attention it deserved.
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He won’t be completely satisfied until Bundyman himself comes on. Nor will I.
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Exackertackerly…Both of you…
It sounds as though ben knows him though… C’mon ben. The man deserves to know.
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