Keep it Real Ellingtons – Please

Only a few weeks old, and are fans suggesting that Ellingtons Jazz club is already not “keeping it real”? Whoa! Are 5ths not being flatted?And the please? Polite graffiti is only one step better than sanctioned graffiti.

I thought the place was plenty real when I was there a week or so ago, but perhaps my Twitter newsfeeds have come to reality?

Brawl over beret closes new Perth Jazz Club. 3 patrons of brand new Jazz dive Ellingtons were hospitalised after a fight…

Leave the berets at home! – warns club owner. Berets will be regarded as “colours” by Ellington Jazz Club management following the vicious…

Berets “Symptom not cause”. Jazz fans have hit back at the beret ban at Ellington’s. One member describing himself only as …


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8 Responses to Keep it Real Ellingtons – Please

  1. David Cohen says:

    Would Brian Burke have got in so much strife if he wore a beret instead of a Panama? I think not.


  2. David Cohen says:

    Would he have been beret-ted as much?

    I thank you! Try the tofuburger…


  3. Snuff says:

    Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince, TLA, as Henry Wheeler Shaw suggested.


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