WA broadcasting attained new heights yesterday morning when Paul Murray was behind the 6PR microphone. After a relentless grilling of Colin Barnett, the Premier showed grace under fire and graciously exited the studio just ahead of Mr Murray‘s red-hot ring-stinger expose at 0930.
To his credit, Mr Murray prefaced his probe with a warning: what was to follow was not for the squeamish. Then, the incisive intro: young people are rectally deploying alcohol-soaked objects to get pissed. Mr Murray proceeded to display his knowledge about taking it up the arse.
Is this what the Anzacs fought (and died) for? Have young people no shame? The Worst of Perth congratulates (and salutes) Mr Murray for exposing this heinous habit. But what will the taxpayer-funded authorities do? At first blush, nothing, unlike Mr Murray.
One local teenager, a member of AAA (Anal Alcoholics Anonymous) reported repeated failure after trying to get wasted on anally-administered alcohol: “Never again. You can stick those stupid beer bongs up your arse.”
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It’s the only way to drink Export. Isn’t this a myth? Did he mention drop bears?
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And as Nurries knows, to make matters worse, after the Great Upending yesterday, toolies are heading back to Dunnies boro and Rotto to adminster aforesaid to distraught schoolies.
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One toolie was found with 200 cotton swatches.
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I might add that this fad is another example of the takeover of politically correctness gone crazy and of modern day Fabianism.
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One positive is that our schoolies have sparkling clean ring holes. You could eat your dinner off them.
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Surely it has to be less painful than listening to 6PR?
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6PR is the bulwark against Fabianism , my friend.
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This arse rag stuff sounds more like shamanism.
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There’s no mention of it on nurrie’s 6pr list. It has a leaver’s piece but no arse raggers. Maybe he found out he had been pranked?
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There’s no pranking here. Mr Murray performed a valuable public service – as media workers frequently do.
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He also vigorously agreed with a guest last week who said Jesus came down and healed people through some sort of Catholic voodoo. Apparently the claims of a couple of loons equate to incontrivertible proof.
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Can you find a transcript? I don’t understand why they don’t just drink the piss. What benefit do you get from the arse raggin? And unless you had a massive loose ringhole like Nurry, wouldn’t most of the godness be squeezed out during insertion. More info. No SENCE!
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It makes perfect sence. Don’t be ridiculous.
A listener told me Mr Murray said his researcher spent several days researching this disturbing trend.
Mr Murray interviewed an expert, who said there was the danger that the concentration of alcohol was undetermined and natural defences like the vomiting reflex did not work.
Intelligent listeners wonder if this is because of the dreaded Numb Bumb syndrome, a well-known medical side effect of this dangerous trend.
Good DAY, sir.
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So he was actually believing this tripe, or was he bringing his well known journalistic skepticism to the tale? Would ha have believed it from a Green? Such as Bob Brown? Wait, bad example.
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http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp
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Mogwai ftw.
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You are the one whose anus hangs loose like sleeve of wizard.
And Bento.
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Warning : switch your cognitive dissonator off or all your hear is WTF, Now people living in Sunset VIstas nursing home or equivalently 6PR listeners will recall the following.
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It s vibrant !
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I also heard some schoolies are setting the cruise control on their cars and going in the back to take a nap.
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Throw a leg over more likely – with rags hanging out of their arses.
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Wilson Tuckey gets off – http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/15512658/tuckey-acquitted-of-tree-lopping/ the knoll wasnt grassy
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ha! That makes me think that Paul Murray is a covert 4ChanTard…
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/toothpasting
Paul Murray: trolling 6PR before trolling was a thing.
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Despite being generally ineffectual, it is of course, everywhere. More importantly …
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If Nurry were a serious journo he would do controlled trials of blob-soak-and-insert on live radio
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rottobloggo could write about it once a week
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6PR listerners will be wondering if Tony Abbott is a closet or fifth columnist Fabianista after his “performance” yesterday .
First of all Julia carefully pulled them out and started playing “Duelling Banjos” on them Tony’s unrelenting and somewhat stupid interrogation however continued “ I know youse a liar , Juliar. You did it didn’t ya. Ya look quilty to me. Who was on first on the fourth and the fifth wasn’t he ? N’ya ,n’ya. Got ya there didn’t we” Julia played Duelling Banjos louder. Tony continued “This is all under ethical and mis legal” He then holds up a copy of the latest Darch Examiner “Its all in here ,, get your copy now” imitating a newspaper boy of old.
OMG Julia placed Tone’s balls on the anvil and is stepping on them with her high heels. Now she has taken out a rusty razor and is sawing at them It is a wonder Tony doesn’t feel a thing. Tony continues on in a high pitched voice. “Youse was there , I seen ya and my Aunty told me youse was bad “ .Tony could feel the beat building up “ Youse did it , youse did” he repeats trance like while rocking and rolling twisting and turning, ironically helping Julia remove his balls. The ambulance arrived and Tony was being taken to hospital to be treated for shock.
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^Gerard Henderson
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No talk of vodka up the jacksie?
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Maybe Snuff can find the Nurry arse rag transcript.
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No trace, TLA, so I think we all know where he’s hidden it. And I’m not looking there.
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His hospital chart was ” Nil by mouth, perineum only”., and his faourite food is the crapstick, however mentioning jacksie and Catholic in the same sentence is now inapporpiates.
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Personally, I think PM could do with a vodka enema
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Paul Murray takes it in the mouth.
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