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White Swan

In the light of the blackface controversy which (not surprisingly for TWOP) erupted on a post about two poles in Northbridge, I scoured my garden for a concrete aborigine to contribute. I could only find this from my private worst … Continue reading

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The Hanging Gardens of Balcatta

I wanted to take the tone down from my recent rantings on Perth’s media, to take it way down, like a special breed of cat. And what better way to do so than with this lovely, desolate, classic worst shot … Continue reading

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Neo Babylon & the Peep O’day boys

The gardens had exotic and amazing flourishing plants, garlanded by bottles off piss hanging from every tree – every branch in some cases. On many of the levels the bottles of piss were so numerous that it appeared that a … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 31

Kicking off with a melbourne worst from Meccano, which he submitted with the enigmatic title, “Worst self saucing.” AllI can say is “Where the Cunliffe waters, there water I.” And there has been some feverish animal suit discussion recently, and … Continue reading

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Piss and teh Devil had done for teh rest.

The broccoli and the zucchini still lie, for all that I know, where Sumich buried them; and certainly they shall lie there for me. Oxen and wain-ropes would not bring me back again to that accursed Spearwood; and the worst … Continue reading

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Success – Toilet Style

Turf came through with a classic worst (in fact several, all of which will feature soon), from the Perth suburb of Success. When you live in a place called Success, why would you need to clear a broken toilet from … Continue reading

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The Tin Men

“Warm the set and cool the tinnies!” Norm, Life Be In It campaign. “Get a tinnie in your claw.” Alf, Home and away. More reader submissions. This is an excellent one from David Cohen. Is that all Emu Bitter David? … Continue reading

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Flushing Meadows

The perfect garden would be Tiny Pinder’s willie discharging into this toilet bowl unfortunately converted into a planter. Maylands.

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Mine Host

I wanted to see if The Mines Department building still had a ridiculous display of a mannequin dressed as an oldie timer miner in their lobby, but I was too early to get in. This is their garden on Plain … Continue reading

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Shrubs of Remembrance

Let’s be honest, these are shrubs of remembrance. Spiritualist Church Subiaco. Writing “garden” on a crucifix may be a miracle too far.

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