This split level eyed woman on the Beaufort Arrondissement has annoyed me for years. Always want to get out and lower the top one. Maybe why I never quite join the Beaufort Street Network.
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Wow. So much worst in one place.
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You obviously missed Art class to play truant.
That is one of Picasso’s finest, previously-unknown works.
It was during the time he was unrecognised, and working as a struggling, illustrative advertising man.
This was one of his earliest efforts, quite a while before he painted “Portrait de Dora Maar “.
The instant that shop owner finds out the unknown work is a Picasso, he’ll be demolishing the shop, to recover it, and auction it at Sothebys. It’ll bring 50 times the current value of the shop.
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Shouldn’t both eyes be on the same side of the nose in that case?
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Depends what drug you are on.
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Your eyes would go like that if you had a snort of some of the “whitest white”.
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You know you are looking at real art when the eyes follow you down Beaufort Street.
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Every single person in the world has known someone nicknamed either Bung-Eye or Stinky. Fact.
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Yes.
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Wonky eye for the white guy.
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I knew a Wall-Eye. Wall-Eye Laurie was called that to distinguish him for Little Laurie who worked on the same camp, til he got the sack. Except that if you actually called him Wall-Eye you risked getting reefed.
I also knew a whole boatload of Nobbys, all called that for the same reason, give or take an inch, I guess. Try saying ‘Hey Nobby’ and 20 guys turn round. Like saying ‘Up Rover’ in a Pound.
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Wood-eye? Old joke.
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