Category Archives: worst of perth

The cupboard is nearly bare

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Bento

My stockpiles are dwindling, and much what I have left would have to be redacted to xxxx.  I may have to resort to blurry photos of dogs, verge rubbish, and anything else I find within 500m of my home or … Continue reading →

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Pressure cookery

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Bento

I did the pressure cooker gag like weeks ago, didn’t I?  I can’t see why NF#1 would bother repeating the same joke, so long after pressure cookers left the news cycle.  And he should have cropped this shot much lower, … Continue reading →

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Saturday Bento – Sence and Sencibility

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Bento

You know when you go on holidays, and you ask your colleagues to keep an eye on various things you’re working on, and they assure you they will, and then they do fuck all? Yeah. Have we had Shane before?  … Continue reading →

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Palms

Posted on June 21, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Unbelievable. They have palms in the Middle East now! What next? Broken barbecues parked on registered lawns? Commodores Lexuses ploughing through bedroom walls? Qatar.

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Modern boobs

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Bento

Notable Perth Modernians include 1 Prime Minister, 6 Cabinet Ministers, 9 judges, 2 Major Generals, 1 Rear Admiral (heh), 8 Diplomats, 15 Rhodes Scholars, 7 leg men, and at least 1 boob man.  Or boob lady.  Ladies can be boob … Continue reading →

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Ashes to ashes

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Bento

Isn’t it always the way?  You wait 6 years for a flaming bumhole, and then two come along at once. Now, I’m sure the good people at Just Cremations have done their research.  But  … I don’t know, maybe it’s … Continue reading →

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Awair

Posted on June 13, 2013 by AHC McDonald

From the home of the worst hot chips in the Murchison ™ apparently. Be awair. Mt. Magnet. By Andrew. I would suggest that twice a day bog cleaning  is redundant. If I make a mess in a toilet other than … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 104 justify

Posted on June 9, 2013 by rottobloggo

First, I checked into the wrong place on Teh Facetube. Then I got busted using the women’s loo. Then someone asked me to suck their cock for $50. Finally I was called a white invading cunt for not providing a … Continue reading →

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Cup Holder

Posted on June 5, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I mentioned yesterday how Burt Street Boulder still managed to support a craft shop. Also the selling of Freddie Mercury. …Right. If that is Freddie Mercury. I am more of a wineglass holder man. All the better to take in … Continue reading →

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Closed

Posted on June 3, 2013 by AHC McDonald

In Kalgoorlie again for work. Always a pleasure. Maybe some of those rurotard funds can be spent on some spelling lessons? Even Armadale residents can spell this one. On the other hand, who isn’t enraged when the children’s court isn’t … Continue reading →

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