Category Archives: worst of perth

Sluts pigs and so forth

Rebecca K. Saw this near Shafto Lane and Wellington St. And The King saw this in (I think) North Perth. Sounds like the cry of a TWOP editor, although that’s usually “ungrateful pigs”.

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Bunbury Dick

This is not the Bunbury I remember. Political correctness gone mad. By Daniel. I guess if it were in Aukland..?

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At The Sands

Nice bike path from Misspent Yoof. Reminds me of Doha if not for Ellenbrook’s lush vegetation. Is this another Barnett broken promise? Would be a nice place for a desert Universal Studios as I saw in Dubai. Just a gate. … Continue reading

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DEFCON 1

The cow has left the barnyard.  I repeat, the cow has left the barnyard.  FIVE-O!  FIVE-O! I’m just going to say that this is Old Perth Road, Bassendean, and let you guys have at it.  Sub judice, schnub judice. By … Continue reading

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Wildlife crossing

I’ve got nothing to add to this.  It is just too perfect. Pete F, I salute you.  Jandakot.

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White with one

Just ponder this for a minute, while you sip your latte. Fremantle.  By BF.

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Hardy Boys

Abu Dhabi buzzing with the news that the hot new Hardy Boys mysteries are finally in. The town hasn’t been this worked up since Blyton’s steamy “5 cover up their faces” came out in 1937.

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Metropolitan Local Government Review Panel – Final Report (executive summary)

Castrilli spent 4 years pussyfooting around local government reform. What does Tony Simpson do? March into the Cap S bogs, and inform those western suburbs blue bloods that he’s going to fuck their bitches and burn their motherfucking houses to … Continue reading

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Hallmark holiday

On what possible occasion would you give someone this card? Congratulations on your extra-marital affair! One of mine. Mount Lawley.

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Eternity

Tenuous at best.  Why do Jesus lovers persist in trying to bring the funny, when clearly this isn’t working?  Why don’t they stick to spouting mumbo-jumbo, hating gays, fiddling with children and tax avoision?  Do they really need to diversify … Continue reading

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