Category Archives: worst of perth

Big stilts = small dick

Shazza now with some Freo. Why don’t I just move to SoFro? Or even Cobo.

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The Tassie Penninsular

Pete F has travelled to Tasmania specifically it seems to take in some scenic C&B. although the sister marrying seems to have mixed things up a bit.

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A Morning in Freo

Spent some time in Freo for the first time in ages. Had a breakfast at Common Bread. Bread in Common. Despite having the world’s wackiest wankiest menu (I’d be happy with less Chia seeds) and liquids in jars, (hasn’t that … Continue reading

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The Hair

Bento sees that Stephen “The Hair” Smith’s old office has been transformed into a trendy small bar! I recommend “The Opposition” a half litre of Drano with a dash of bitters.

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Empty

Royalties for Regions show bag. Contents, piss, wind and now Colin Barnett has spent all the money, broken rural promises. Expect visits to suicide councillors to increase. If ruralters could afford them that is. Also a nice piece I saw … Continue reading

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Snuff’s Missing Links 5

Ya can say these streets are rivers Ya can call these rivers streets Ya can tell ya self ya dreaming buddy But no sleep runs this deep The New World. 76 paintings by Leah Giberson (for Rolly). Malcolm Turnbull. 4th … Continue reading

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Number ones and number threes

I tried, I really tried, to find a conjunction of piss and shit to mark the colours of Hawthorn football club for the grand final. I ranged the city from arsehole to breakfast. All I could find was this offering … Continue reading

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Padbury Masterpiece

Dave P takes us to a Padbury classic. Should the Manhattes Barkeep jump off the Nyack bandwagon, can I suggest a Padbury base? What’s not to like here? The half arsed surfboard theme, offhandedly realised. Palms, sand and auto intruder … Continue reading

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Inflamed

Looks like She-Ra might need to get out the nail polish remover. When you have a bronzed kangaroo willy, isn’t it gilding it a bit to paint it?

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Inside Job

I like that this is on the inside of the glass. By Pete F who also claims to have been served a drink in a jar in Rockingham. Was it at CHD’s?

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