Royalties for Regions show bag. Contents, piss, wind and now Colin Barnett has spent all the money, broken rural promises. Expect visits to suicide councillors to increase. If ruralters could afford them that is. Also a nice piece I saw whilst drinking at The Basso, gorging on Rolf Fries and a Two little boys burger. Why couldn’t they have had the boldness to go for the $59 million option? You could have had Bill and Hilary Clinton making public appearances at the Stirling rubbish transfer station. And still had change! You pay peanuts you convince monkeys.



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14 Responses to Empty

  1. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    $59,000? How piss weak. She Ra spent three times that on a plywood train. Get with the program.


  2. Rolly says:

    The Stirling Times could have had the decency to apologise for actually existing.


  3. skink says:

    I see that both of Basil ‘Baz’ Zempilas’ co-hosts on his failing radio show have quit, like rats from a sinking ship. The seventh highest rating breakfast show in Perth – who knew there were seven?
    Baz is described as a ‘popular media personality’, clearly a bit creative with the definition of ‘popular’.

    although when I look at at Nielsen, Baz still gets a bigger audience share than Nurry does on his mid-morning show. He can only manage eighth in his time slot.
    Perhaps they should team up. Baz and Nurry: as welcome at your breakfast table as salmonella.



    • Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

      I think “talent” is being used in the generic sense. Fortunately Baz is now an integral part of Channel 7’s football B Team brains trust that add so much enjoyment to the indigenous game.


    • Misspent_yoof says:

      You have to read between the lines. By “popular” they mean “irritating” and by “personality” they mean “fuckwit”. Once translated, “irritating media fuckwit Basil Zempilas” is entirely accurate.


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