Number ones and number threes

I tried, I really tried, to find a conjunction of piss and shit to mark the colours of Hawthorn football club for the grand final. I ranged the city from arsehole to breakfast. All I could find was this offering of piss and vomit. Let this stand for it all. Can I ask as a side question, why were Cockburn Thunder wearing white? What happened to the purple and green? They looked like ambulance workers.


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29 Responses to Number ones and number threes

  1. Snuff says:

    To match the flag they ran up.


  2. Bento says:

    According to Facebook, they wore their white strip because the AFL Establishment is biased against them and engineered it so they’d lose. Or something.


  3. I was thinking that the same person auteured both liquids here, but maybe they wouldn’t have separated them if so. I’m trying to imagine, would you move to the next pole after vomiting, or would you just hose it down? Perhaps we will never know.


  4. Flash says:

    Cockburn Thunder or Peel Cock-Burners?


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