Category Archives: *Worst of New Zealand

Worst on Tour New Zealand – Cat Massage

Moments after stating there wasn’t much worst in Hanmer Springs New Zealand, I walked out to a classic piece of ill considered graphic design. Hideous. I also bought the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten (or not eaten). Just because your … Continue reading

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The Worst on Tour New Zealand. Pelvic Action

A WA connection on my first day in Christchurch. Apparently WA is trying to recruit NZ police officers. But first some disturbing news about a guy with a crushed pelvis. 3 in a bed New Zealand specialist Vic Demised tells … Continue reading

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The Last Soldier

A Sunday worst in the form of condemnation and a plea from the mining and Colin Barnett expert, MyNing. The fuel that powers the MyNing Barnett diatribes, Swan Stout, is apparently not being produced anymore. MyNing has scoured and emptied … Continue reading

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There’s No Such Thing as Free Tofu

SOAK: Sir! This beer has the taste of a kitchen sponge, the nutritional value of a lentil enema, the alcohol content of a fart in a bottle and the texture – er also very much like a kitchen sponge. I … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 6

Four international worsts for Weekend Worstoff 6. Firstly a shot I took in Beijing. Don’t laugh, the Folk Music Club is in even worse shape. Mazarina sent in a nice worst from her trip to the Himalayas. I came for … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 3

Looks Asian. In the tradition of picks from the West personals, how about “Looks Asian”? This means what? All the efficiency of a German with the looks of an Japanese? Come to think of it… The Worst of New Zealand. … Continue reading

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