Category Archives: *Worst of New Zealand

Weekend Worstoff 40

As usual some Worsts from the wider world. Meccano saw these embryos with erections in a park in Footscray Melbourne. How very odd and very worst. Laser has also brought back some Shocking Asia from his recent China trip. This … Continue reading

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Ling My Bell

David Fucking Outrage RottoBloggo Union think-tank  Cohen gets another one up – that’s two this week, but his suggestion of Guildford’s Stirling Arms (The Ling) for New year’s Eve was too good to resist. What could be better for a … Continue reading

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Sexy Kiwi Fashion the Worst of Perth on Tour

Some more NZ fashion worsts from my recent worst tour. I’m inclined to give worst of all to the woman wearing some kind of nappy. She apparently chose to dress like that. (And what was HE thinking with those turnups?) … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 35

Of course a couple more New Zealand worsts from my travels, but first, an extraordinary submission from Meccano in Melbourne. I just want to urinate into this. And I first thought this was connectedwith some kind of Christmas pageant in … Continue reading

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Xmas – Perth vs New Zealand

As Perth’s christmas decorations are always worst friendly and controversial, I took a keen interest in how they handled city decorations in New Zealand.  Now behold the results. In Wellington, Christchurch and Aukland there was almost no decoration.  This is … Continue reading

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Throw in urine, faeces and semen…

Throw in urine, faeces and semen and you’ve sold me guys. The advertising whiz who suggested this needs to be taken outside for a quiet word. When selling food products, don’t suggest that it may have bodily fluids in it. … Continue reading

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Stuffed & Burnt Worst on Tour New Zealand

What can I say? Perhaps words are not advised  here. Vic do you…No, I withdraw that. And it seems incredible that someone would actuall buy such an obscenity, but taxidermy (like animal husbandry) seems to be a popular family hobby … Continue reading

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Santa Head Shot, Worst On Tour New Zealand

Is it wise to have a Santa head stuffed and mounted next to other exterminated wildlife? Think of the children! This is in Timaru, a sort of Bunbury of the South Island. But on the other hand, Timaru seems to have an … Continue reading

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Bollocks – In Aborigine, Worst on Tour New Zealand

This faux-doo seen in Fairlie South Island. Another obscenity where words may fail. I spluttered as I saw it. It also appears to be made of bamboo or something. Bollocks, or Bowlux in aborigine. Can’t Mr Eggington come over and … Continue reading

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Worst on Tour New Zealand – Pure Merino

I usually try to stay away from Kiwi sheep rooting jokes, but sometimes they just make it impossible to avoid. This obviously is the fantasy. The reality likely to be a bit more gumboot based. You’d actually think they like … Continue reading

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