Sexy Kiwi Fashion the Worst of Perth on Tour

Some more NZ fashion worsts from my recent worst tour. I’m inclined to give worst of all to the woman wearing some kind of nappy. She apparently chose to dress like that. (And what was HE thinking with those turnups?) The other two, the dollar and the Celt must have been forced to don their garments for money as some last throw of the dice before prostitution became necessary. I told the dollar she had the class of a 2 dollar, for which she gave me a free voucher. They do sensibly have the one dollar smaller than the two dollar over there. The Celt might have armoured uggies. Wellington New Zealand.

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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4 Responses to Sexy Kiwi Fashion the Worst of Perth on Tour

  1. Snuff says:

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    * Until our truant comment numbers return, I’m going to take the initiative, (when I get in on the start of a thread), and manually number my posts, and I suggest it might not hurt for other recidivist commenters to do likewise.

    So, that’s where it went, TLA ? (I don’t mind the shoes, though.)

    I’m not convinced that the “dollar” hasn’t already gone for the latter option you mentioned, however, and is kindly saving her Johns the trouble of asking, “How much?” And it would be unkind of me not to offer my condolences to the Celtic child with Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria syndrome.

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  2. Ljuke says:

    Did the NZ Dollar go down while you were over there?

    nyuk nyuk

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  3. Snuff says:

    3.

    Recalcitrant.

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  4. Phreestyle says:

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    I think we should count in Roman numerals.

    Just a suggestion.

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