Category Archives: worst graffiti

Your Bike Path be The Shit

Don’t bring scared business to me Mon roughest, toughest rude boy (papa smurf) Me murda for fun Ya heard me? Lil’ Wayne, Reggae Shit What can I say. If your bike path is shit – it be shit man. Beautiful … Continue reading

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Wheels on Fire

I laughed a lot when I received this. Pathetic laughter. A sort of open mouthed cackling. This one is almost Banksy quality. It’s bad, but still hypnotic. A story is being told by the ghost of Kuleshov I think. The … Continue reading

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David Bowie Fails At Sex

That’s all. He fails at sex. The secret is out. I suppose at his age, it’s natural to shoot a few duds now and then. I suppose rooting Mick Jagger would have to go into the failures pile? Thanks Brad. … Continue reading

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Shred your Bible

Or, Roving Reporter Records Revised Reading Recommendations This sign was featured just a few months ago with the sinister if puzzling Queensland P.O. Box. But now the “worst” may be more about the standard of graffitiing it has just received … Continue reading

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I hate cats – to death

A nice if puzzling find by Blake in Innaloo. Is a cat hatred worth climbing onto a servo roof for? Maybe it is. That’s the third graffiti this week, but the first without obscenity.

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Lucy in the Ute with STD’s

Get your cunt out? What happened to show us your tits? Was a simple “Clean Me” not out there enough to write in this genuine Cunderdin dust? Or maybe it’s  dust from cutting up the Lathlain Park carpark over the … Continue reading

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Keep it Real Ellingtons – Please

Only a few weeks old, and are fans suggesting that Ellingtons Jazz club is already not “keeping it real”? Whoa! Are 5ths not being flatted?And the please? Polite graffiti is only one step better than sanctioned graffiti. I thought the … Continue reading

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Drunk Highway

Outrage Cohen snapped this one on a Shenton park bus stop. Not quite as arresting as finding THIS at a bus stop, but a great worst nonetheless. “Redder than our nearest competitors”? Sounds a bit like “Never mind the quality, … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 62

A reprise from a year ago, when we featured the Michael jackson swimming in garbage bin ads in Cottesloe. RIP &cetera. Bento liked this is East Perth for the font as much as the sentiment apparently. Must be part of … Continue reading

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Riots not diets

Is this a worst? I’m not sure, you tell me. It just struck me as a little sad that graffiti talking about riots would be so restricted in both time and place. Just this week and only in the one … Continue reading

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