Category Archives: worst garden

On The Stump

Another “Essence of Perth” shot. This time from Cobbler. The brick, the tiles, the Solahart, the Sulo, the palm stump. Just missing “a bladder of goon and thou”. I almost wish I was overseas so I could be nostalgic. Bayswater. … Continue reading

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Slaughter of the Cocos

This time it’s personal. Is there a facebook group “How can the Tree Man claim to be a tree lover when he’s got fucking Cocos Palms in his own garden. Bento saw this sight to warm the cockles of all … Continue reading

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Reticulated

Another Perth favourite, the reticulated dustbowl. Another from North Perth via Pfortner. I’m glad we have strict gun laws here.

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Arboretum

The owners of this worst (which is so toxic now, even mosquitoes won’t breed in it) pointed me to this quaint worst in Bassendean, the Arboretum, where signs wishfully depict fantasy examples of WA plant habitats. Very sad. And even … Continue reading

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Tree Dweller – Watch the Skies

In a marvellous gesture, WAtching went out and got pictures of the tree man’s tree. The tree man does seem to be sending out mixed messages. On the one hand he is pro tree,  but on the other, he has … Continue reading

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Cocos Interruptus

WAtching has been hassling me to use this fine worst for a while. I have just had so many pics in the last two weeks. 30 or more! Cool your jets. I don’t even know if the Jim’s pic is … Continue reading

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And get with child a mandrake root…

Go and catch a falling star Get with child a mandrake root Tell me where all past years are, Or who cleft the devil’s foot… John Donne Cimbali caught this extraordinary sign at the Fremantle Arts Centre. It was particularly … Continue reading

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Registered Wankers

Another in the essence of Perth summed up by worstness. Orbea sends in two “lawn shots”. I always want to do burnouts on the patches of land that have registered lawn written on them. Also conduct wet Tshirt competitions on … Continue reading

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White Swan

In the light of the blackface controversy which (not surprisingly for TWOP) erupted on a post about two poles in Northbridge, I scoured my garden for a concrete aborigine to contribute. I could only find this from my private worst … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 65

Southern Girl saw this awesome worst fence in Port Kennedy. Strange. Timaru, New Zealand’s Bunbury is referenced again! (street). Meccano saw a niche business in Geelong that must be powering ahead in the recession. Those gold inlays must be flying … Continue reading

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