I’m glad to be getting out of the scene, because this is what we have become. Vegemite on $9 artis-anal black bread. No satire can deal with it at the moment. I’m leaving it to the Stormie Mills and the Wintons and the deserted streets of Fremantle and Subi. The registered lawns and the C&B jockeys. We tried to make a difference, but it just wasn’t enough. 
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And you know the Vegemite is extra. It’s like the last 15 minutes of Weimar.
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Yes. Yes it is exactly like that.
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It’s the culinary equivalent of pushing helicopters over the side of USS Okinawa
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Burqua Toast. The signature breakfast for a nation in the throes of a Constitutional crisis.
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Paylene only emerges once it has entered the large intestine
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Vibrangsty
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Great to see they’ve served it on a plank of wood. Was there also milk crates for seats?
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It s been served on a carving board ( w gutters for cooked meat juice )
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Seen better serving suggestions in the gutter
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Ahem , the streets of subi have never been fuller of cars seeking places to park .
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But what are they parking for? They are not going into any of the shops.
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I wish i knew … catching the train to a job somewhere ?
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Gotta raise that fucking railway.
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Gotta raise the awareness of the general public of the unsustainability of their “lifestyles”.
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Gotta raise the perth skyline so even more internationals can launder money in the name of urban vibrancy
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Actually there are plenty of places to park in Subi. After signing over their carparks to corporate vampire Wilson Parking for a bag of magic beans (or was it filthy lucre) everyone who has been threatened with wheel clamping just says, “Never again” and means it. Between Wilson and landlords still mistakenly partying like its 2005 Subi is really pushing vibrancy uphill.
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A symptom, small but significant, of the devastation that humanity is wreaking on the planet – the cutting board made from narrow strips of milled timber.
No trees left to provide wood wide enough for the purpose.
Society is sick, pretentious and self satisfied in its ignorance of just how the systems of the planet are intertwined and interdependent.
I’ll not be alive to see the worst of it, but I fear for those that I leave behind.
Life will not be easy.
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Malcolm Fraser.
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Timber offcuts that were thrown out in the good old days have long been bonded into useful sizes.
The proportion of humanity smart enough to to keep us ahead of the game is, as always satisfactory. It’ll be beer and skittles.
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“The proportion of humanity smart enough to to keep us ahead of the game is, as always satisfactory. It’ll be beer and skittles.”
Wishful thinking with a touch of confirmation bias.
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I’m sure we’ll find a way to struggle on without you, somehow.
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Oxford comma, thanks, Rolly.
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Which definition? ;-)
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How do you know when your toast is cooked? What would Manu do?
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This was at home, wasn’t it.
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