Category Archives: worst advertising

Suck it Up

From Greg R. I’m not sure from which journal of record this advertising feature was taken. I suppose someone has to clean out the exhibits at the end of the day. Is this what they call keyhole surgery? Just seems … Continue reading

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Bare Rooted

Thanks to Brendan for this shot. We’ve worsted down Margaret river way before, with Howling Wolves (Who have yet to send me bottle one for all the promotion I’ve done for them.) This however looks like a bad  joke. Can … Continue reading

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The Big Poo

Since the Burrup post seems to have been a bit of a downer (try burping it people!), here’s a pic from Meccano seen in Victoria. Yes they do have a giant turd on top of their van.

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Weekend Worstoff 83

Hope to see some of youse pigs at The Brisbane tonight. I will be there from 7. Will try to post from the pub to give you any status reports. Also those on twitter lets go with #lazyaussie as the … Continue reading

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Lite Fruity Lexia

All those Fruity Lexia parties we had, I have found, most of it was sad. All that wildness, all those laughs, all that puking our rings, the blowing up of the be-silvered bag, “splitting the infinitives” of the secretaries, the … Continue reading

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Secret Piss Business

Jordache saw this in The Sunday Times. She sez… I just finished reading an article in STM (why I torment myself this way is another subject entirely) about the “forgotten children” of Australia who were taken from their parents and … Continue reading

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Lest We Forget our Muffins

Muzz Buzz in South Perth. Apparently chalked without irony. Submitted by Zoot Finster. I assume the cappucino foam frother was silenced for 2 minutes as well. And does that poppy have a touch of the Tiny Pinders about it?

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The Rapist

Since the million hits will come in the next few weeks, perhaps now is the time to open up for suggestions for a venue/date  for celebration. I’m thinking that I’ll just go to the pub, and if anyone else cares … Continue reading

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I pashed my own brains out

Is this a brilliant strategy from Morph or just creepy? Is she kissing herself in the mirror or pashing some other chick? Perhaps they are simply Falangists? Kindly snapped by Edward De Bozo, who really did go to clown college. … Continue reading

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You’re not not hallucinating

Paracleet snapped this car in Victoria Park. I like that even a crackpot car painter can use an apostrophe, unlike Yokine IGA, as visioned by Slanderer. Slanderer also snapped this baffling graphic on the store. I’m sure they’d tell you … Continue reading

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