Category Archives: not worst

The Poisoned Dolphin

The last from Mancey’s Aunt. Somehow mint Atlantis decals for murdered dolphins seem the right symbol for the election. And although that supreme knobhead Emo Simpkins hasn’t lost (yet) the whole night was a laugh a minute. 

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Bexit

As all of our certainties shift beneath us, must we say Et Tu Betta Curtains? JaneZ notes that a very early “not worst” has turned tail. Gateway to Gosnells no more. All its glory from 2008 is here. 

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High Times

Mancey was “helping an Aunt clean” as the young kids say. He came across these wonderful souvenirs of Hilite 33 from 1979.  Mancey Sez, “When you went to this joint in 1979, they offered to take your photos and present … Continue reading

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I’m Not OK

Look I have to admit, blogging whilst drinking vodka has been problematic for me. I’m calling it. I’m admitting a major problem. I regret that blogging while drinking heavily has led me to make many, MANY statements I haven’t regretted. … Continue reading

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To hair

I don’t see this as a mistake. It’s a masterpiece of modern English usage. With a refreshing use of the apostrophe.  Northbridge.  

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Editors

Working for you. TWOP ethics meeting. Photos by H.  

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The new Guildford Hotel

In 2008 Krazy Kym and I were drinking in the beer garden. I was smoking. An associate with us was fiddling with the heater. Next morning – whaddaya know! This week the police told me the hotel-gutting fire was deliberately … Continue reading

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Staggering Distance

Now, finally, a masterpiece of public art in Perth! This depiction of punters staggering and chundering their way through Perth City link, no doubt moving through to defecate in Yagan square, finally leaving their soiled undies and empty wine coolers … Continue reading

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The Buddha of Bindoon

Skink sends in one of the best for a while. Chittering Valley actually but close enough. What a wonderful scene. A classic TWOP. Not worst. Sensational. 

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The Glitter Act

We should have such an act. Really. We should. Northbridge.  

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