Author Archives: rottobloggo

Buckeridge teens

Posted on June 1, 2016 by rottobloggo

Legal news! Squabbling over money: teh Toady has a report. “The teen in the middle has had a hard life,” Bento says. Esperance is a lovely name for a girl!

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Outrage Sunday 246 great things

Posted on May 29, 2016 by rottobloggo

I want to do great things: I really do. Such as eating the right food: understand? And I don’t want the bad things to get through. I hate the random; I prefer the planned. Why say sorry for wanting to … Continue reading →

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The new Guildford Hotel

Posted on May 26, 2016 by rottobloggo

In 2008 Krazy Kym and I were drinking in the beer garden. I was smoking. An associate with us was fiddling with the heater. Next morning – whaddaya know! This week the police told me the hotel-gutting fire was deliberately … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 245 dream home

Posted on May 22, 2016 by rottobloggo

So much depends Upon A red balance sheet Glazed with dead Dolphins Beside the white Towers. A lovely stroll. Perth really is taking off! Imagine the vibrancy when the Ritz-Carlton is here! We also had a look at the spot … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 244 friend

Posted on May 15, 2016 by rottobloggo

My associate Major Blight was dismayed by this Shenton Park sign. “Have we learned nothing in six years? No lamination. Inconsistent underlining. Not enough passive-aggression. And if the bin liner is a problem, why not take it out?” No wonder … Continue reading →

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court sex

Posted on May 12, 2016 by rottobloggo

Many thanks to those who sent me this, from Teh Toady. Bento was first: “Well that’s just asking to get caught, isn’t it,” the heavily-insured rainmaking full-glossed stumbling hipster said. If the magistrate and orderly didn’t see anything, surely they … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 243 an uncrowded toilet

Posted on May 8, 2016 by rottobloggo

The slate’s cold tile is richly grey Sharp as a straining gland, A loo is flushing, people swing Washing up their hands. But Cott’s hands, or Mossy Park’s Snatch and catch and grope: A fellow cannot disembark With trolleys at … Continue reading →

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burnout Flickerfest

Posted on May 5, 2016 by rottobloggo

We are approaching peak vibrancy. Bento noted this Nathan Hondros(!!!) report and said: “I can’t think of anything more Mandurah than this.” Epic quote from a policeman: “There’s no need to reinvent the wheel and set up something for Mandurah … Continue reading →

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Bindi masturbate shock in the wild

Posted on May 1, 2016 by rottobloggo

On today’s Worst7 website. The comedian had many “witty antidotes”, according to reviewer Ross McRae.        

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Outrage Sunday 242 twist it

Posted on May 1, 2016 by rottobloggo

So much depends Upon A lurid yellow  Device Dripping with corrosive  Juice Before the soul-eating Mojito    

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