So much depends
Upon
A lurid yellow
Device
Dripping with corrosive
Juice
Before the soul-eating
Mojito
Batteries not included.
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Looks like a cunt of a device.
Yes: it’s like a muddler, except it’s shit.
the citrus clit’ris
Repurpose Are Us or Arse, for short
Gets right to the heart of the problem.
I really prefer Mexican lime squeezer . No need for a lemon one
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Batteries not included.
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Looks like a cunt
of adevice.LikeLike
Yes: it’s like a muddler, except it’s shit.
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the citrus clit’ris
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Repurpose Are Us or Arse, for short
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Gets right to the heart of the problem.
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I really prefer Mexican lime squeezer . No need for a lemon one
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