Author Archives: rottobloggo

browesing with Bento

Sticking with the emerging theme of Maylands drunkards, Budda Lala Land sends this superb bit of Cash Twon-esque signwriting. Were the B, W and S already there, and they had to make the other letters fit? I wish the Heritage … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 57 not long now

The Worst of Perth can reveal Swallow – aka Madkuntz, aka Knobgoblins, aka Spitz – will open Sunday, July 1 (which is also Canada Day). How did we get this world scoop? We called Zoe and identified ourselves as a … Continue reading

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WW 204 Bento Maylands teapots

And so finally I get my hands on the keys to the editorial Scorpion.  This week promises to bring at least 60% more sneering; however, as is customary during TLA’s absences, the sneering will be interspersed with ridicule of the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 56 Diamond Jerbilee

Mr Gawber was asleep. He had the elderly commuter’s habit of being able to sleep without shifting position; sleep took him and embalmed him lightly like a touch of sadness he would soon shake off. He was dreaming of having … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 55 chicen à la Greacque

What could be more delicious than a Greak salad by the side of an alfresco ham sandwich after an entree of sizzling chicen tofu vol-au-vents with a “variety of” flatbreads all washed down with some eau de dogging toilette? Je … Continue reading

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“dangerous socialism”

Pic by skink, opinion by TLA, gerbalism by David Jezza/Ding Dong Bell. The Herald (aka teh Chook) also picked up a story from TWOP this week. The TWOP tentacles lengthen, authorities tremble. What next?

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Outrage Sunday 54 hard swallow

It’s been a tough month for distinguished broadcasters. Will Howard Sattler be moving to Moorhouse Street in Willagee? This item from the POST shows bad things happen to good people. Further back on the AM band, Eoin Cameron was in … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 53 tsunami

It can be the only explanation for this, in Shenton Park: And this broken item, in Guildford: And this, in Claremont: At least these sad moments reminded me of a happier time on Maui, in Hawaii, where we danced the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 52 hideous

Our comrade Greg Hoey has been quiet – and I can reveal why. I applaud the PWF backing (probably) the most blacklisted author. I will get the e-book AND the $87.50 paperback, which was “voted peoples choice favorite book of … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 51 bonafied winning

Walking the dogs and need a wee (but not at the dogging toilet in the park)? Winning. Naturally you want to make your life the very best that it can be. Of course you want to find your success code … Continue reading

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