Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 120 The Christian Cars That Ate Perth

Or: The Born-Again Jeebuswagons That Ate Teh Pert. I thought the real question was: “Where’s Waldo?” Got crabs? Got milk? GOT JESUS? Guildford.Teh fishes are a Seca of mens (bubble mirror included). Cottesloe.Is this worshipper the town surgeon? Cockburn. Fishy … Continue reading

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sick in Swanbourne

They say we live in a golden age of biography. That may be so – but what is certain is we live in the solid rolled gold age of development artist impressions. This Swanbourne block was sold for $8.2 million … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 119 the other passage

At home I’m delighted when Krazy Kym invites me to use the other passage. Imagine her delight when she saw this in Guildford. Let’s get serious. Mark Pytellek has more passages, or way to the truth, than a Buddhist. If … Continue reading

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vegan strip club

Only in America. They may have solved the shutdown, but they still have vegan strip clubs. When I saw this on the Grey Lady, I assumed it was a typo. But it really was a vegan strip club. “Ms. Lee, … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 118 Aliens Ate My Chemtrails

Rob Hartland is onto something. He records UFOs from his Darlington balcony. He estimates some of them travel at nearly 16,700kph. Why are they here? “It is possible that craft like these are cleaning up or neutralising the chemical/biological agents … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 117 Sunday Afternoon on the Island of Perth

I like the relationships. It’s like a Winton play made into a building, but on steroids. The quokka window is a bit too much, but you have to overlook things like that in this kind of urban planning. The way … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 116 supreemo

Ah well. I laid in a goodly stock of vegetation pizza before bounce-down yesterday, but it wasn’t to be. Perhaps I should have got Shazza to fax me some non-meat parmy. Pete F eschewed footy for the Royal Show, and … Continue reading

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six years of crapping

Many thanks to O’Slatter Corp for the TWOP anniversary reminder. This is outrage 2665. And yet questions still trouble us: where is TL 101? What colour is jane z’s bikini? Can Teh Pert architecture get any worse? Where will Tim … Continue reading

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our 24/7 papaya industry

Dangling Man reporting: we have to share the just-in news about our hard-working papaya industry. I think it is from the same people who told us about our nuts. Perhaps the delicious and healthy papaya (perfect for salad) comes to … Continue reading

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