Author Archives: rottobloggo

Grease trap

Is this the sort of thing you’ve got in yer fancy architect comic, TLA? Well, is it, punk? Barrack Street, Perth.   

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For your donger

“Finish by polishing the entire casting with Blue Magic Polishing Cream as directed.”   

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Outrage Sunday 196 karesansui Edgewater

Thanks to Snuff I have been boning up on the epic art of Japanese rock gardens, or karesansui. I went back to Edgewater – the very name hints at the art – to immerse myself in the verge masterpieces. There … Continue reading

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Thanks Snicky

What sort of world are we living in when your message board can’t be put for pick up for FIVE MINUTES before it’s vandalised? Would it have killed them to wait a day or two before adding the C&B? Are … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 194 earth energy pillows

The Curtin blackboards (not far from the Elizabeth Jolley Lecture Theatre) are terrific. The other side had insect fellatio! This Claremont window I found a bit too hostile. It made me yearn for an Earth Energy Pillow. What is an … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 193 The Humanity Avenue

We want the finest humanity known to, er, humanity. We want it here, and we want it now. It is here, in the Perry Lakes development. Imagine calling the ambo from your home. “It’s near the intersection of Equality and Destiny.” Is … Continue reading

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More dangling

Its to be expected some PR operatives are a bit confused: but a sub-editor at Teh West?  What a right Charlie!

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Outrage Sunday 192 more please

They always want more. They never have enough milk or money or socks or sex or holidays or first editions or solitude or gramophone records or free meals or real friends or guiltless pleasure or neckties or applause or unquestioning … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 191 elegy in a church carpark

The ice-cream container was held up high, A hand groped blindly and fingers were crossed: “Black 21” was the call, and a sigh Came from the parishioners who had lost. Beryl, again, had bagged the weekly chook: Norma was green, … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 190 Easter feature II

I have a soft spot for Easter (despite the anti-Semitism), as it’s when I got my TWOP start: good times. Last year I ranted about this disturbing product: this year it’s something to do with a Pommy dessert. Nothing much … Continue reading

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