Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 233 Chico

Posted on January 24, 2016 by rottobloggo

so much depends upon a recumbent Chico dazed with solitude beside the gummy paving.

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Gary’s huge package

Posted on January 21, 2016 by rottobloggo

Bento has been ranting about journalists again. He points to this item on Teh West, which says Gary Stevenson’s deal with the City of Perth was “$350,0000”. C’mon, Bento! Lookit all them numbers! Maths is hard for journos. $3.5 million, … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 232 mummy doin’ tricks

Posted on January 17, 2016 by rottobloggo

Friday was busy. After time in the Perth Magistrates Court – aka The Drama Palace – I paused to see if these paramedics needed help. They said they were fine, and cops were on the way. “You may feel like … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 231 in the bowl

Posted on January 10, 2016 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym encountered this in Midland. “Why have we not seen this before?” she asked. A desultory shuffle through the archives found this, which is just as excellent. My associate, Mr Brick, saw this in Cottesloe. “Lamination fail,” he said. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 230 delicasey

Posted on January 3, 2016 by rottobloggo

Spelling standards aren’t too flash in the Golden Triangle, frets Pete F. That dish-gambler Bento went back to his favourite Bayswater fence. I love it. No problems here with the 50 per cent permeable requirement. Our NYE was fabulous, thanks … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 229 lurk every day

Posted on December 27, 2015 by rottobloggo

Lurk every day: sound advice for a Jizz-propelled gerbalist. And much lurking was done outside 2 Bayview Terrace, in the Grove. A State Administrative Tribunal member summed the saga up thus: “”You have a situation…where someone made an application to … Continue reading →

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the E word

Posted on December 21, 2015 by rottobloggo

Maaaaate! Teh Worst has a page 3 EXCLUSIVE today, from the beautiful port city. But – alas – Stephen Pollock at Teh Chook had the report in his mighty organ four days earlier. People do get excited about cars, don’t … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 228 ho ho ho

Posted on December 20, 2015 by rottobloggo

Apologies for any inconvenence for today’s late OS. The Flangemaster kept bugging me to give him a foot massage last night. Now THAT is Hideous Kinky. He was also rude about Cottesloe’s recently-approved parklet. This is in Guikdford’s Station Street. … Continue reading →

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deflating organ

Posted on December 14, 2015 by rottobloggo

So Teh Worst has shrunk by 2.5%. Unhelpful people have been joking it will be the size as shown in the pic below by 2020. And in more distressing media news, the New Limited Xmas function is a sausage sizzle … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 227 PI55

Posted on December 13, 2015 by rottobloggo

Shenton Park’s Onslow Road (not far from where we name the quilty) is Miroesque. Do we really need these rude words outside a community centre? What do the colourful lines and squiggles mean? <img This, in teh CBD, was much … Continue reading →

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