Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Killing Fields

Posted on November 26, 2015 by AHC McDonald

By Orbea. Pnom Penh. Just up the road from the killing fields. Rue Pasteur actually. Near the corner of Rue de Remarkes.  

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Attack Force Anti Semite

Posted on November 25, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Went to shrine of remembrance (for a piss) and they were selling this piece of crap. Did the Japanese kill Jesus? No. No they did not.  I was born a Tenko man, in any case.   

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Melbourne Vibrancy, is it played?

Posted on November 24, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Since my first superficial view of Melbs vibrancy, (piss and cheese sold together, whoa!) I might have to reevaluate. I’m not sure they are moving to a post vibrant era. They are planting cotton palms. This is embarrassing. Also, I … Continue reading →

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Free Trade

Posted on November 23, 2015 by AHC McDonald

I’m not sure whether free trade agreements will help or hinder this aspiration. Our Meth is ludicrously expensive, but our heroin..,Swings and roundabouts I guess. Or Ying and Yoni as I prefer  

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Resident Vibrancy

Posted on November 20, 2015 by AHC McDonald

A bloke drinking Beam and Cola on the tram, another driving a mint restored Datsun 120 Y. (Unfortunately not captured). And then my hotel has a licensed Fromagerie. That’s a cheese shop that sells piss. I’ll have half a kilo … Continue reading →

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Back doorz

Posted on November 19, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Cottesloe. And can I say, more whiting, fewer wedges? That was a plate of chips with the barest dusting of fish.  

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The Cup

Posted on November 18, 2015 by AHC McDonald

A masterpiece by Tim G, that could have only been improved by a Dennis Connor shaped stain amidships. This is not even 30 years old! Upcycle you plonkers. Arera? The prostitute precinct, Highgate.

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Maidens

Posted on November 17, 2015 by AHC McDonald

I’m fairly certain we have had these many years ago. But they are so wonderful, let’s show them again.  This time by Jason W.  Bunbury.  And bore stains.     

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It’s so cold…

Posted on November 16, 2015 by AHC McDonald

…my pussy’s frozen solid. By James N. Inglewood. I don’t see too many egregious plants, but I do love some metal lattice atop colourbond.

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More Press Outrage!

Posted on November 13, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Shouldn’t this read “Written by The Lazy Aussie with two other bastards, one of whom was particularly work shy.”???!!! I’m going to join this Change.org petition to have him sacked. The work shy one. When he should be naming, he’s … Continue reading →

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