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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Pontifex! Pontifex!

Posted on February 6, 2012 by AHC McDonald

An anonymous contributor writes this re Brian Pontifex. “When I was in Narrogin, bloody Pontifex Maximus was in yr12 at school. You couldn’t open the fucking paper without seeing a piece on Pontifex. Young Pontifex helping granny across Rd, Pontifex … Continue reading →

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2dorhor

Posted on February 6, 2012 by AHC McDonald

The hor is for sale apparently, but it wasn’t a good advertisement that the dudes couldn’t get it started for several hours. Insert own hor jokes. “She wouldn’t turn over, – even for money”… Now I was literally born a Valiant man, … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 187

Posted on February 4, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Time for another Hudson River Valley special from Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten? After kind of rubbing our seamonkey noses in Teh valley’s rotting magnificence, he’s now getting hold of some real worsts. Where utopia was left. Woodstock. (Not the … Continue reading →

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Sunkissed

Posted on February 3, 2012 by AHC McDonald

It is one of the most extraordinary photos ever sent in, but I just couldn’t post it straight out. Some form of filtering had to be used. A man wearing only a gstring lies face down on top of a … Continue reading →

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Failed to Open?

Posted on February 2, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Good Riddance Bento uncharacteristically sends in a worst he actually thinks is good. True, it has many of the hallmarks of Perth amateur art, ie use of  junk, and as Bento says, “There’s got to be a muffler in there … Continue reading →

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Kokoda Korn

Posted on February 1, 2012 by AHC McDonald

You may actually be able to hear Jaidyn Jaxxon’s lip curl as he takes this shot. Nice inclusion of traditional worsts, Beds Plus, blue personalised plates and Cocos palms. Kokoda spirit? Did they mean Kakadu spirit?

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Ripping

Posted on January 31, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By Daniel V. Scarborough. Nice use of the clothes airer. And also nice registered lawn. By the way, does this headline make it seem that demons were gnawing on the poor woman’s foot? What an odd thing to write. Haven’t seen … Continue reading →

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The Tit Offensive

Posted on January 30, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Well I guess it’s multicultural. By Orbea. Wanneroot.

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Weekend Worstoff 186

Posted on January 28, 2012 by AHC McDonald

In case I can’t post anything from down south, here’s a picture of The lazy Aussie aka Prince Daddy, by Cameron.That’s a crown btw.

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Marmorial

Posted on January 27, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Tried to get a closer shot of these marble boozies in Embleton, but not so good with the phone.Lani C adds something in a similar vein from Reservoir in Victoria. Cherub rogering a fish .

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