Flower reclassification gone mad

Now it’s going to be the best wildflower season for decades – you can even see it from space according to WA Toady, (but I immediately don’t believe that). But Alasdsair is concerned that this Carl Saganesque bloom may be just – if you believe the RAC -acres of Cosmos compliant rapeseed, renamed by pc gone mad no-men-claturning feminists as Canola. Why on earth we would rename a perfectly terrifying and threatening seed in this way is beyond me, but in any case, No means No RAC, and intensively farmed canola is not a wildflower for the purposes of old buffers getting off a bus with expensive but useless macro settings on their fucking plastic kit lenses. I SAID GOOD DAY. But I say that a lot. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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6 Responses to Flower reclassification gone mad

  1. Rong1 says:

    The paddock next door is full of medicinal marijuana. Blooming high is where I’d be.


  2. Rolly says:

    Fields of Yellow.
    A problem for some when the GM variety goes feral.
    Picking wild flowers by the public is forbidden, you have to get government approval – so that you can burn hundreds of hectares of them in one go and/or use earthmoving gear to obliterate them on a wholesale basis.
    Who said: “If that is what it says, then the Law is an ass.”


    • Perineum says:

      Indeed, that’s been the case for a long time. Thirteenth – or one of them centuries – saying:
      “They gaol the man or woman
      Who steals the goose from off the common;
      But ever is set loose
      He who steals the common from under the goose”
      Which is paying way too much attention to geese, mayhaps, but they were the Internet of their day.


  3. Sir Bill International says:

    It also take this opportunity to denounce RACWA. A bunch of nincompoop incompetents you are forced to deal with. Watchout South Perthers for the RAC autonomous bus. It’s bound to end up in somenone’s loungeroom.


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