The Push

Classic piece of Fremantle laminate by Tullio. The red, the underlining, the triple !!!  Probably could do with two or three different fonts though. Look, South Terrace Piazza, vomiting in the bin is a RIGHT not a privalage, (sic). The use of laminate is a symptom of the sign poster, not the vomiter. Is a vomiter going to suddenly stop vomiting when they see some red underlining? Three !!! ? Your laminating is the problem, not the vomiting. YOU are the person with the problem. Laminators are the ones spreading a slick of sick over every communal dunny. What loosers. 

 

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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20 Responses to The Push

  1. Stu says:

    “The red, the underlining, the triple !!! ” and the centred text

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  2. Eddie says:

    It’s the ‘thankyou’ which winds me up the most. I get this even in official correspondence from government departments. And, while I’m at it, can someone tell everyone that ‘car park’ is two freaking words?

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  3. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Passive aggressive shits. I will decide when to vomit and the circumstances in which I vomit. Thank you!!!!!!!!

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  4. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Also fuck you Google.

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  5. Sir Bill International says:

    This is not the Thornlie train station. Turnout goes in the correct toilet zone.

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  6. FEDup says:

    No one bothered by the “whom” sentence?

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  7. GivDBird says:

    put it on a thin crust, hey pesto!

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  8. orbea says:

    Isn’t vomit included in the category of “etc”?

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  9. Stu says:

    also “… for hand towels etc”
    If vomit isn’t an etc then what the fuck is it.

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  10. el guisto says:

    oh goodness me! I thought that bin was the toilet….better not do a #2 in it next time!

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  11. you'll get wet says:

    if they didn’t cook such shitty piazzas nobody would spew in their bins

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