Union Land

Bento noted that McDonalds has become organised labour friendly all of a sudden. Or is Union Land a display of great 8 Hour days of the past? In any case, the slide is totes being shut down for “safety” reasons. 



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21 Responses to Union Land

  1. NF#1 says:

    You’re alluding to an entirely incorrect notion of union in this case. Note inescapable clamber into tunnel, followed by slippery slope descent via “engine” to the toddler area. They’re a precocial lot in Maylands, for good reasons no doubt.

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  2. Reign of Error says:

    Gen Y spelling of onion?

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  3. Reign of Error says:

    The McDonalds Grillmasters Union (Local 528) slogan proudly states “we stand united in putting the rank back into rank and file”

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  4. Perineum says:

    ‘Don’t waste any time mourning. Deep fry.’
    Joe Hill, 1915

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  5. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    No way Joe McDonald is going to fit in Union Land. Proudly built by Multiplex – ruining Perth one building at a time.

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  6. GivDBird says:

    You need at least three tickets to ride and the OHS meeting is at 11. Just after the bong break.

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  7. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Based on the numbers it looks like the CFMEU safety rep has called in the Blue Flu today.

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  8. juantrak says:

    Yep, it’s Union Land alright. Look at the safety rules sign alongside it. Next step, it will be compulsory for the kiddies to have hi-viz vests before they go for a slide, and also undergo a 1-day induction course into the dangers of, and safety slogans associated with, slide risks.
    To top the scene off, very shortly there will be the addition of a lifesize, talking, animated Joe McDonald robot, intercepting the kids as they arrive for a slide, saying, “Alright, ya f*&^% little ratbag f%%$# arseholes, where’s ya f&*%$ union ticket?? Ya know the f*#*%$ rules, no f*&^$# ticket, no f*^%$# slide, ya f*&%$ scumbags!” …

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  9. Sir Bill International says:

    Dopes it’s the Shoppies. The Shoppies Song “We’re all getting shopped by the Shoppies”.
    http://www.mondaq.com/australia/x/101426/employee+rights+labour+relations/Fair+Work+Australia+FWA+rejects+McDonalds+Enterprise+Agreement

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  10. Reign of Error says:

    Fair Hurk Australia

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  11. mancey says:

    Play to rule strictly enforced. No scabs

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  12. Reign of Error says:

    MUA expansion requirement due to McFish on menu

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  13. Bento says:

    Free Norm (with every Happy Meal).

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  14. you'll get wet says:

    Where every day’s a McMayday. Bouncy castle non passeran

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  15. El Guisto says:

    And I thought the ACTU conference was being held in Melbourne last week…proves how tuned in El Guisto is.

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    • Sir Bill International says:

      ‘back in the day, before the joint was taken over by mining companies, Australia stopped for an ACTU conference.

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