Now my mind knows that Outrage Cohen drives a Honda Jizz, but my heart always sees him in a clagged Sigma, with the Starion donk pouring home brand sump oil onto the driveway of a burnt out Claremont Council forecourt. However, maybe there’s a new paradigm. I’ve always equated Port Adelaide with Freo Thunder, except that Port have like won stuff. There’s the same retarded underclass with the bad hair and the misguided entitlement complex, the only difference being that Port has, you know won stuff. But, who wouldn’t be outraged? By NF#1.
The Worst of Perth 
Inglewood Coles carpark, BTW. DFOC has much to answer for.
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Me?? What about the bloke trying to steal my mojo??
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Um, at the risk of sounding completely paranoid and self centred (and brining down the tone of this blog), I’m wondering if I am the “bloke trying to steal mojo”?. If not, then i apologise for writing this and I’ll get back in my box. If it is I to whom you refer, then I’m really not a mojo thief. Nor am I a bloke. I am most definitely a woman. Plonk a is my dogs name, although she is also female…it’s a longish story. I stumbled across this blog and laughed and laughed. Thought I’d join in. I have a very embarrassing confession to make. I have never blogged before now (I’m in my 40’s) and so I have no working knowledge of the etiquette. Having said all that, and please forgive me if I’m way off the mark, is it still ok for me to play?
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No, the mojo being stolen is that of Sir Davo, aka DFOC (Davo Fucking Outrage Cohen) aka rottobloggo aka ……You have a bit of a problem with your replies being inline,, If using the reply button doesn’t work try a different , more up to date browser.
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Cheers, on both counts.
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I’m definitely a man. Definitely. Jusy sayin’.
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You disgust me.
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Never mind, Plonka, you’re much in the median age group for this load of garbage: Unlike myself, who puts in the occasional touch of sanity in this otherwise crazy world, and dutifully raises the age average with my presence.
Too aged and decrepit even for an old Baravan; which is soon to be disposed of due to lack of use.
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Sell the sizzle and not the steak, viz Baravanic Reaction.
but you’ll need to move the Jason Recliner
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Surely we can see a pic of the Baravan before it is put out to pasture?
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* This*
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I’ve seen attack Baravans on fire off the belt of Orion.
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I’ve seen their occupants do…questionable things.
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Can concur. NF#1 definitely a man.
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