“Dr. Peter Harries is opening a Kabaret Restaurant in Perth on November 23 in time for the Christmas party festive season. Remember his Knight Klub, La Tenda, Romano’s, Dirty Dick’s theatre restaurants? Well, at last a place to dine with great entertainment and, even, a snugly dance or two? All for, just $55 per person, fully licensed.
The Knight Klub Kabaret Klub will be inside The Royal Thai Restaurant 370 Oxford Street, Leederville. He is available for interviews if you wish.”
I’m kind of thinking he will be available for interviews even if you don’t wish. For those who were wondering why Dr. Peter Harries (rumoured to be Peter Waltham’s grandfather) hasn’t been here making a dick of himself for a while, it’s because he has been painting it black. Literally. And yes, he’s persisting with the headband. I don’t remember his Ace of Knobs nightclub, but I do remember La Tenda (it means THE Tenda btw) and definitely remember Dirty Dicks. Not really anything to boast about. I like the advice to google Peter Harries for the website as twop comes up number 3 in such a search
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Gawd, this is worst from pics, to font, to exclamation abuse, to inappropriate capitals and horrendous text. I mean, a ‘snuggly’ dance? Is that anal?
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And when he says “more intimate setting..”. More intimate than…?
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and why isn’t snuggly highlighted in red or underlined or in capitals?
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with hypertext links to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0
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For those who can’t get enough of Brenton “Bloody” Fosdike. Would it be better with a better sound system ? Probably not.
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Phuck thats really ‘inimitable’
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I believe “Mr Music” used to be known as Mr High School Music Teacher.
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‘snuggly’ dance???
A naval engagement without loss of seamen.
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I reccomend a snugly dance with Little Pattie or Jenny Satan.
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Is Garry Meadows still alive? Gary Carvolth? Elizabeth Farley? Peter Dean?
Why is Herr Doktor still conducting medical experiments without anaesthetic in Perth? His licence to practice should be burnt
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Dean and Karvolth still with us I think.
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I hope this be-bandanna’d clown doesn’t kill off the Royal Thai. That’s where I get my massaman curry and pad thai fix.
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This will haunt me all day, urgh.
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Does the ‘inimitable’ Brenton Fosdike do covers? I’d like to get a Brenton Fosdike tribute band together, just to see how shit we can be.
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I’d call him “irritable” as in irritable bowel.
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I’d just assumed Doctor PhD was very busy during flu season.
Is Leederville really the best location to attract his target demographic? Wouldn’t Kalamunda, or maybe Menora, be more suitable?
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I thought it marked the decline of Leederville. As long as he doesn’t put it in Maylands.
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People from Maylands would go ironically. Or is Maylands post-irony?
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Dirty Dicks is apparently reopening. Ironically I assume. Don’t know where.
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And isn’t this graphic design typography an actual insult against the Thai royal family. Doesn’t the Thai govt lock you up for this sort of thing? Lez Majeste or something similar?
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More anti-Semitism.
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oy veh
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We should have such a warning already?
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I read that as ‘Mr. Music Rod’ Christian
I spent some time wondering what a Music Rod might be.
is it like a Rhythm Stick?
please don’t hit me with it.
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A Christian with a ‘Music Rod’? He’d be doing more than hit you with it and it would probably involve ‘snuggly’ dancing.
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Christian side hug.
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he has a landline.
how sweet.
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If you’ve got a better way to get your Windows repaired remotely, I’d love to hear it.
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I’m looking forward to hearing the ads on 6PR.
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sick
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Semi-related (mediaeval worstery theme) – we’ve just lost some vibrancy, lads and lasses:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-09-11/crews-battle-hotel-fire-at-rivervale/4255082
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Knight Klub for Kunts reopens at the same time, 9/11 truthers were right all along, The Red Kastle was an inside job
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The fire did approximately $750,000 of improvements.
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so the salmon brick part has gone then?
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They needed it.
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Will there be ladybois? Or a genuine Phuket stabbing?
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