Duct Sprut

When WAtching claims he has a masterpiece, I say “Hold the front page.” The veining is exquisitely done no? You wouldn’t get this quality in a Pompeii knock shop although the duck should have it on some kind of leash.

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108 Responses to Duct Sprut

  1. Caribou Bob says:

    tres magnifique!

    Surely one for the 2011 calendar.

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  2. munkipants says:

    WAtching! You have excelled yourself my friend. Simply fabulous and the veining is sensational but i am loving that love juice.

    Is the duck in anticipation of some rumpy pumpy or post coital? so many questions for a tuesday morning……

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  3. shazza says:

    I note the rusting screw behind the main duck provides an added effect.

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  4. Bento says:

    Literally, and figuratively, this is the duck’s nuts.

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  5. shazza says:

    In breaking willy news. Our wheelchair man is now sans penis. Another vanished worst.

    Good timing I think, as there is clearly too much dick-graff about.

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  6. David Cohen says:

    Where was this masterpiece taken??

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  7. David Cohen says:

    I believe the tag says: Mergok.

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  8. Mez says:

    Wood Duck

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  9. Bento says:

    Looks like it’s just had an Aylesbury.

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  10. shazza says:

    No. the female Golden Cascade has buff plumage and black beak. This is all black. It’s the Daffy Duck breed.
    Any way I’m over the duckhead. Whats’s next TLA?

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  11. Mez says:

    A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “I’ll have a beer”.
    The bartender says “Bloody Hell! A talking duck! where did you come from?”
    The duck says “I’m working the construction site across the street”.
    The bartender says, “Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?”
    And the duck said “What would the circus want with a plasterer?”

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  12. Mez says:

    A man is driving a ute down the freeway with twenty ducks standing in the back. A cop pulls him up to ask him where he’s going with all the ducks. The driver says that he doesn’t know what to do with them anymore. The cop says, “Look, there’s a zoo not far from here and that’s where you should take them.” The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.

    The next day the cop sees the same ute on the freeway. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are wearing sunglasses. The cop pulls the driver over and says, “I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo!” “I did,” said the driver, “but now they want to go to the beach!”

    thenkyou thenkyou goodnite

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  13. Bento says:

    And I think you’ll find spruuut has three ‘u’s, youse.

    https://theworstofperth.com/2008/04/24/amiche-per-la-pelle/

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  14. I’m not rembering much pubic hair (I’ll check the files) but there was rampant use of strap ons.

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  15. Bento says:

    Nothing wrong with my memory, despite my best efforts.

    https://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/03/weekend-worstoff-4/#comment-6253

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  16. Now this is a post worthy of 100 comments.

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  17. rolly says:

    Response #98

    I have nothing to say except well done – preferably slowly, at a reduced temperature.

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  18. Felafel says:

    actually ducks do have really long penises- the longest was reported at over 42cm.. and they’re spiral shaped.

    see here: http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

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