By Matt. Didn’t seem much point in blurring the licence plate. Won’t be too many tributes to gods evolutionary Lolapalooza driving around. But, this is Fremantle, so anything’s possible apart from civic pride I suppose. A T Rex with giant norks AND knob seems possibly a little more Lamarchian than Darwinian, and it’s possible that a god may have sent a meteor crashing into the Yucatan to try and erase this and any other Cretaceous “Chicks with dicks.”


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Religous Car!
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TL101, its not a car, its a fuckin Mitsubishi fuck van, cant you see the cum stained mattress inside?
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Charming
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correct your right Valerie, Yes i know what your saying.
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TL101, thank you kind Sir
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They found an on-street parking spot in Fremantle? It’s a miracle.
Where do I sign up?
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Hell.
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what is that sticker above rex’s raging rigid ranga rock poodle?
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Squinting, it might be Christians on the web . com, or on the warpath. There’s a something racing sticker on the other side.
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creationontheweb?
http://creation.com/
driving a fuck truck
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It’s Creationontheweb.com. I can’t completely make out the second sticker, but I think it says Jesus Racing.
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Matt, I thought everyone knew you can’t drag race jesus.
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Once again, Christianity shows itself to be riven with inconsistencies.
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He did, however, build my hotrod.
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You’d have to be going pretty fast to get a butterfly to stick. Godspeed?
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Rex and his dog are in Freo then. Rex knows ” God’s promises are for surf ” and fishin, and if Rex or his dog’s cock are as thick as what he’s advertising on the back of his Mitsubishi, they can both give me one in the back of the combi.
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Ahem! I sent pics of this van in about 2 years ago. Granted it didnt have cock graff then.
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Well the cock and norks are the main feature. Actually reminds me of the pet funeral home a bit.
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Both tapping into the Jehovah’s Witnesses’ style of artistic endeavour?
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Ruby Rubylicious, U just reminded me of the JW’s when I was a schoolgirl in QLD, this fat kid with a very small cock used to give me copies of the “Watchtower”, and when i came home from school I used them to polish my shoes on… ironical a Google search now reveals him as an active twicher (birdwatcher), I’d give you his name but I don’t want to get busted and be done for defecation…
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is “shoes” a euphemism?
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orbea, When I first came to QLD from Glasgow Scotland as a kid, shoes might as well have been a “euphonium” as we were so poor my step-Dad could barely afford shoes for me to wear, hence now my fetish for Doc Marten purple roots
they go well with my lilac top black baggy pants and purple and black jacket whether its dog walking on mullaloo dog beach, or fine dining at Fraser’s CHOGM in Kings Park
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oookay
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cock graff makes it twop-worthy
Amazing rant – http://bit.ly/qbbuiQ
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Au Contraire, you havent seen the sciency bits on the side panels explaining how the earth was formed. TWoP worthy all on it’s own. Cock graff is pretty funny (albeit terribly naughty to do to someones car). I fear the ‘street art friends’ have struck again.
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Good rant. Is Doyle perhaps a half-cunt? A whole cunt is useful.
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shazza, do you swing both ways love? I think it must be your grey pubes, but i seem strangely attracted to you…
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I now pronounce you Bronto and wife.
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Oops. WARNING : Link NSFW
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just saw the Queen! I claim the spotter’s badge
‘I did but see her passing by on Great Eastern Highway…’
got a wave from Phil the Greek
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Just saw em too. Our bus was halted near hungry jacks while they went past.
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She didn’t pop in for an Angry Tendercrisp Spanish Chicen Salad?
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Onion rings.
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Too salty rings, but those crispy bits taste nice
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Bugger Queen Lezbet and Prince Dill, I’m more interested in the Corgis, anybody seen em yet?
As I’m an expert dositter I’m hoping to dogsit the Corgis for em.
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bored now…
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Hoping the Greek Big Knob and his Big Knob mates will help to alleviate the boredom at Mullaloo Dog Beach tonite. Are you up four dogging tonite skinko, I’m gonna be there with Dyson and Robomaid
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Totally
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I did not see her passing by
I was in osborne park eating a pie
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You didn’t happen to not see a shark while you were there, by any chance ?
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Anatomically correct depiction of the 3500-year-old fossil Megasaurass
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