Make tomorrow’s future discoverers better. The market for uni students is insanely competitive, judging by the insane slogans and bewildering advertising coming out of the dreaming spires. This UWA image of a lift on the beach is clearly a smarter Stargate. It must be tricky when sand gets in the gears of your Schindler, though.
Krazy Kym and I saw Submarine at Luna Leederville, which was meh. The highlight – apart from a vanilla choc bomb with chocolate thicker than Merkava armour – was this trinity of worsts in the toilet. Perhaps the Luna people laid the orange tile to evoke the French New Wave cinema vibe. I have sent the “ultra slim” to Bethany Keeley (who sometimes posts five times a day, and has readers far more gracious than some here).The fiasco that is the Graham Farmer Freeway was made momentarily tolerable on Friday evening when drivers saw POOTSY up the yoghurty ass of CONDEMND.
Not so much condemnd as frightend out of your thongs at the threat of a $140 fine in Subiaco. Is it me, or is wheel-clamping un-Australian and evidence of a bankrupt spirit and total cuntishness?
The wheel clamping at station street is a great spectator sport. At least four cars a day are clamped, all by a man usually seen asleep in his ute. Here’s my favourite scene.
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The odd tile out It’s orange and all the rest are brown, Did anyone else notice?. Also i thought that numberplate said Poopsy but no it saids Pootsy.
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well spotted. You have a keen eye
have you ever played that game with the inkblots with the men in white coats?
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Yes i have very good eyesight, No i havent played that game.
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so how were you diagnosed?
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Rorschach was my favourite Welcome Back Kotter character
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Im not diagnosed with anything!.
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then I suggest you arrange an appointment soon
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I’ve done that test. All I saw was vaginas.
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Shrink with Rorschach test results. “You have a very disturbed and depraved personality”.
Patient. “Me depraved? You’re the one with all the filthy pictures!”
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I also imanged you to be a American Doctor.
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you can creams for that, but see your doctor if it doesnt clear
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Sad pair of thongs in front of the cuntish clamping sign. Did a Freo author leave them and walk barefoot to the theatre perhaps?
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I reckon the owner of Bacon sanger’s lonesome bongo van got raptured, Ss.
And either the Luna tiler’s even more colourblind than I am, or they win the Close Enough Award.
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I believe I have covered bowel me several years ago.
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Yet you missed the tile and the “ultra slim”?
For shame.
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It aws almost exactly 2 years ago. Seems Luna hasn’t given the bog a good hard scrub since then.
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Bethany’s blog:
“Slagroom” equals “Whipped Cream”.
The mind boggles!
‘Dutch Uncle’ porn, perhaps.
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I misread the Subi sign and thought that “2 hours Max” was the name of the council ranger. Oh well.
I live under the Channel 7 and 9 helicopter flight paths and so usually know when something big is happening on the weekend – usually shark sightings or panoramic sky shots before the weather broadcasts. The C 7 chopper has been doing fast low runs all day but the website is leading local news with Warnie getting engaged? Does anyone know of something going on? Or is Warnie driving though Nollamara?
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Warnie, a shark and brawling party-goersTyres on fire in Spearwood.LikeLike
Teh Worst says pipe factory.
“There’s so much rubber product there that’s burning very hot,” they have FESA’s Gerry Warger saying.
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In Spearwood ? Ce n’est pas une fabrique de tuyaux.
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Vraiment?
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were they following the Australian National Scooter Rally?
that’s the biggest thing happening in Perth this weekend
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so many fred perry wearers big guts and smoky two stroke exhaust
mmmmmm phat
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wheel clamping is complete cuntishness, and was prononounced theft and extortion by the scottish courts.
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You mean the scottish cunts I assume.
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anyone who outlaws wheel clampers is not a cunt.
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^ note to TL101
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McCunts, if you will
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Fords vs Holdens. The battle rages on…
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Unless you’re a Luna-goer, in which case it always will be Volkswagens vs Peugeots.
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Fixamatosis
Do not worry, most fixt in Leederville are pushed, not pedalled.
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The UWA elevator advert is sublime wortishness.
As subtle blend of beach fetishism, amputee pr0n and date rape – sooo UWA right now.
Western suburbs banality and realising the elevator/lift is heading downwards to mine the vapid mines of desire, turn left at Swanbourne, botox next floor, going down.
“Oh hiiiiiii Geena, haven’t seen you since the slave felching at O-Day. mwah mwah
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Merkava armor is composite laminate, are you sure you were eating a choc bomb?
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It was deliciously kosher.
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everyone wins
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