Two signs that nail a lie, and two truthers. First, why is UWA student mag Pelican spraying its territory outside Curtin Tavern? Yes Curtin’s Grok is bad, (despite taking up my suggestion of dumping the shiny paper), but this is rubbing our noses in it. Next Pelican will be poaching Grok’s angst jockeys from Creative Corner! I like the drunken comment though. Pelican editor bitches are nothing but glorified Tafecuntz. Truth it up.
Also at Curtin, where’s the bread? 
More unknown lies nailed by Samantha B. on the corner of Vincent and Wiliam Streets. 
And here’s another truth, but is it a truth worth knowing? Dexter Herbivore culled this from realestate.com.au. “Loser glimpses”.
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
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The Worst of Perth 
Stupid Peligans.
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Yes, TL101, they are dumb.
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Were you up at brolga’s fart approving comments?
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I am ill and was – and still am – in a Codral-induced miasma of irregular sleep and strange dreams involving Nigella Lawson, Subiaco Oval and Alice bands.
I nearly deleted the current stories folder at work!
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you have current stories?
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There are eight million stories in the western suburbs, veegs.
Make sure you’re not one of them.
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Pfft. A turtle could do that.
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Raise.
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See you both.
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The Casino glimpses reminds me of the woman who complained that she could see nudists at Swannie Beach from her home, and when ACA (or whomever it was) investigated, it was found to be quite true, if you stood on a chair in her kitchen.
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agreed why has the format on this website changed its really messed up.
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It might be okay if you stand on a chair in your kitchen.
Nope. Still sucks.
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Shut Up Snuff, If you dont relise your comments are gay and unfunny and make no sence.
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“Mr Percigal, Mr Percigal!”
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Watched Storm Boy again the other night. Timeless classic.
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I’m glad someone got the reference Shazz. For some reason I’m imagining a Wintonised version starring TL101.
This new WordPress format is shit house.
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What new format?
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Automatic linking of user names to the Gravatar site and seemingly random substitution of entered taglines for Gravatar profile names. Don’t like the new reply boxes with all the Log In buttons. Reply box text too small. Shifting of comments to which I’m replying to the left margin is also mildly annoying. I’ll get used to it.
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I didn’t do any of that.
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Blame Coco.
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you lie!
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Yes, but you are the harbinger of WordPress for most of us, and therefore you shall be the messenger subjected to Second Amendment remedies.
The login buttons are particularly annoying for metrosexual iphone users. Speaking of which, weren’t you developing some sort of TWOP app a while back?
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It wasn’t accurate enough. may give it another try. Would identify worst directions and location, radar like on iphone, but was not accurate to within a k.
You don’t have to use those buttons do you?
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This wordpress logon formatting for the site now compresses comments from both sides, and WTF is it with the cablecar on the header of the homepage?
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I am putting up another theme. things may change.
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You know how we feel about change.
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Ands now there’s all these groovy stripes down the side of each page.
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Looking at admin, it says that it is supposed to make it easier. if logged in already with facebook etc. Everyone’s a winner it says.
“Starting today, visitors to your blog can use their Facebook or Twitter account to leave comments. This saves everyone a few steps and gives visitors control over which identity they use. It’s a win for everyone.”
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Send me a smoke signal when you fix the formatting please.
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UWA students too cerebral to know you should wait for the paint to dry before hanging up the sign. All of these are brilliant.
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So “cerebral” means “useless” now? *nods wisely* *makes note to self*
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Cerebral means bonkers.
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and quite a few of the U.W.A. academic staff are. Caveat emptor.
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I think you’ll find that the UWA students would have had the handyman knock that sign up. After he was finished with Mother, of course. Might explain why it was a bit rushed.
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Pelican is the only place where the poor kids of UWA hang out. Also, I was wasted on 5 dollar stouts. + my mum is dead (yay for lung cancer!)
So is my handyman (executed after fucking my dead mother)
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As a Curtin student I am ashamed the tavcrawlers allowed that sign to appear. Where’s our sense of pride, however misplaced it may be? Also that free bread sign- I was also wondering where the free bread was. It’s been floating around campus for a few weeks now. So disappointing.
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in the staff room is my bet.
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The bread or the sense of pride? I think both are mythical constructions meant to lull us into passive acceptance of our evil overlords otherwise known as the Research Grant department and central space allocation.
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We allow Pelican on campus because they allow Grok on campus.
Joke’s on them really.
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we try to take care of Sean [he was our film editor 2 years back]
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Dude, you should go really crazy with the alt-text on the images
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I want to buy/have sex with, the Burswod property.
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Pelican sign = Perth Banksy.
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YES! I am the man who spray painted that sign. I do not think I was drunk, but I have a lot of blackouts. It says “Patches” not “Bitches” but I have the handwriting of a severely crippled chimp with down syndrome. Also, I was very drunk.
It was the first sign and I fucked the stencil because I had no idea what I was doing/remembered that I’m highly allergic to spray paint and had an asthma induced freak out.
But I’m proud of that work. That munted sign is probably the greatest piece of art produced by any student publication in Perth ever.
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