Inseminators run to ground

After the humiliation they took from city smartarses in 2009, the organisers of the 2010 Inseminators Ball went underground, shielding even a mention of the event behind log in only forums, and restricting advertising of the event. Outrage Cohen even travelled to rurotardia in an effort to track down even a poster, but to no avail. What a surprise then for him to find the evidence in Cottesloe. Yes, they’re still country bumpkins with poor design skills. How sad that this once proud (though stupid) group has to hide like pussies in the bush.

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23 Responses to Inseminators run to ground

  1. B.T. says:

    They hide because 6 people mocked them on a website? Cowards. A proper rurotard would have impaled a burning car on the Cottesloe pylon to advertise the event.


  2. Snuff says:

    OBH ? Good to see it’s still all about the rooting, TLA, even if it is with sheep.


  3. Bento says:

    Another rhyming couplet tagline? Bush poetry ain’t what it used to be.


    • Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

      Oh I beg to differ. This is great!

      ‘The moisture was low/ we had to go slow’

      Is this only now entering the vernacular? Or have the wheat boggarts been using it all along? ‘So how was your daaaate, maaate?’ ‘Awr, y’know, the moisture was low, ho ho ho’ ‘AWWR have to go slow, didja?’ etc

      Call me a cynic but I can’t help but reckon the moisture was low because the atmosphere was all wrong. (or perhaps it was all the Bundy) The situation may indeed call for some heavy ploughing but, you know, right tool for the job maaaaate. A roll in the hay is still the best way.

      Call me a sore loser but this is so clearly a computer-illiterate attempt to recreate the magic of ‘Cyst’…


    • dont you mean “ewesd” to be haha


  4. orbea says:

    the ram is having a pull while doing a tractor pull, probably thinking about IronBar


  5. Paracleet says:

    What of all the extensive, closely reasoned and high articulate, even cogent, attacks written last year on our suggestion that it really was just ‘all about the rooting’?


  6. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    Heyyyyy! mouseover polaroids! Classy touch TLA!


    • Bento says:

      Between my eyesight and the gravatar size, I’d always thought you were a Theatre of Pain era Tommy Lee, JJ. I think I liked it better before my illusions were shattered.


  7. shazza says:

    What is it with country people and the sexual anthropomorphization of farm animals? Oh, don’t answer that.


  8. Pete says:

    It would absolutely make my summer to see a burning car impaled on the pylon.
    Sculpture by the sea alright.
    I wonder if that would make it as an entry?


  9. artheretic says:

    no bogans yet?

    “Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.”
    Aldous Huxley quotes (English Novelist and Critic, 1894-1963)

    Similar Quotes.
    Add to Chapter…
    next page


  10. NVL_II says:

    Rape-fest 2010


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