After the humiliation they took from city smartarses in 2009, the organisers of the 2010 Inseminators Ball went underground, shielding even a mention of the event behind log in only forums, and restricting advertising of the event. Outrage Cohen even travelled to rurotardia in an effort to track down even a poster, but to no avail. What a surprise then for him to find the evidence in Cottesloe. Yes, they’re still country bumpkins with poor design skills. How sad that this once proud (though stupid) group has to hide like pussies in the bush.
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They hide because 6 people mocked them on a website? Cowards. A proper rurotard would have impaled a burning car on the Cottesloe pylon to advertise the event.
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OBH ? Good to see it’s still all about the rooting, TLA, even if it is with sheep.
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Another rhyming couplet tagline? Bush poetry ain’t what it used to be.
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Oh I beg to differ. This is great!
‘The moisture was low/ we had to go slow’
Is this only now entering the vernacular? Or have the wheat boggarts been using it all along? ‘So how was your daaaate, maaate?’ ‘Awr, y’know, the moisture was low, ho ho ho’ ‘AWWR have to go slow, didja?’ etc
Call me a cynic but I can’t help but reckon the moisture was low because the atmosphere was all wrong. (or perhaps it was all the Bundy) The situation may indeed call for some heavy ploughing but, you know, right tool for the job maaaaate. A roll in the hay is still the best way.
Call me a sore loser but this is so clearly a computer-illiterate attempt to recreate the magic of ‘Cyst’…
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dont you mean “ewesd” to be haha
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the ram is having a pull while doing a tractor pull, probably thinking about IronBar
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What of all the extensive, closely reasoned and high articulate, even cogent, attacks written last year on our suggestion that it really was just ‘all about the rooting’?
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the log in process was too complex, like foreplay
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Heyyyyy! mouseover polaroids! Classy touch TLA!
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Between my eyesight and the gravatar size, I’d always thought you were a Theatre of Pain era Tommy Lee, JJ. I think I liked it better before my illusions were shattered.
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What is it with country people and the sexual anthropomorphization of farm animals? Oh, don’t answer that.
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there’s no chance they are going to say no.
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Neigh?
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Although …
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here come all the baaaaaad puns
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They get my goat, Hugh.
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people seem a little sheepish this year.
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Or chicken.
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It would absolutely make my summer to see a burning car impaled on the pylon.
Sculpture by the sea alright.
I wonder if that would make it as an entry?
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But you wouldn’t be allowed to take a photo.
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And much less launch a Mersey trout, either on, at or in the near vicinity of it.
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no bogans yet?
“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.”
Aldous Huxley quotes (English Novelist and Critic, 1894-1963)
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Rape-fest 2010
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