Here are the finalists that I liked the best. Voting to close at the end of Monday the 26th of July. I had wanted to limit it to just six, but that was not possible. Thanks to all entrants. Some lovely work had to be left out of the finals.
Burnout by Paracleet
Cyst by Jaidyn-Jaxxon
Bushpigs by Snuff
Elegy in a Wheatbelt Caryard, by Outrage Cohen
"Mucky Duck" by Peter
Paintballz by WAtching
Bunny's Revenge by Cowpat
Bored by Bento
Basting by Vegan
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I was trying to be gracious about this, but all the dead people and three year old children I’ve enlisted to vote for my posters are going to be deeply confused by the lack of option to vote for said posters.
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I want to say, ‘I can’t believe that we still have yet to see a flood of rustics howling in defense of their beloved rite of mating’, but sadly it’s all too believable. See ya next year ya pack of cunts
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Yess JJ…
Lord I beseech thee. Bring forth a flood of Bumpkins to feast upon.
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I thoroughly agree. Perhaps somebody should post here, alerting said bumpkins to this poster outrage.
http://countrybns.com/forumdisplay.php?614-WA-B-amp-S-Balls&s=8a94543a1f981171fb48c1d70645dc72
I’d do it, but couldn’t be arsed logging in.
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I actually tried to create an account, wondering at the same time if trolling countrybns.com was really the right thing to do, but the whole process was eventually more trouble than perhaps it’s worth. They’ll come, I’m sure.
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At last. Someone has voted for ‘paintballz’
Personally, I thought my other entry the better of the two.
That’s OK. Thats what despots are for isn’t it.
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Apart from voting for Bushpigs, none of youse have any taste.
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Bushpigs doesn’t take anyone’s vote for granted, NF#1. There’s no room for complacency. This great big new fat big great fat new election will go down to the wire. It’ll be too close to call. We’ll give 110%, and take it one game at at time.
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You sure you’re not afraid of success, Snuff?
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I voted for Bushpigs, on the very sound basis that it is the most likely to be selected by Muresk students.
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Look, 90% of these inseminators are likely to be/have been private school students, parents have vast properties with mineral deposits reaching into the depths of the planet. This ball is nothing but the aristocracy exercising its right to be amateurs as opposed to the aesthetically correct bourgeois swots and bores posting on this website, in the same way that the Queen prefers a classic greatest hits CD rather than bother with some tedious recording of an entire symphony.
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Fergie ? Is that you ?
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Smells like Grogg spirit.
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Greggo if you would like to take a minute to peruse the Inseminators 09 post you’ll find those private school fees have been misspent.
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Queen’s Greatest Hits is a fantastic CD. Guaranteed to blow your mind.
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Guaranteed to blow goats. WEEEEEAAAGH THE HEROES OF THE YOO-NIVEEEERSE or whatever the highland fuck
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Whoa, JJ. Rule #1.
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It’s classic Perth: the battle between the vulgar ute-pitbull people (now cashed-up bogans, previously “bogs” until the bogan word was imported, as I recall) on the one hand and the descendants of the original colonists – recall the tragedy of the piano on the beach from the first shipwreck of petit-bourgeoisie who probably spent their days in England with a silk handkerchief held to the noses, the horror the horror. “Over East” they reached a compromise on the aesthetic question long ago but with 28.1% of Perth born in the UK, “we will fight them on the beaches, at the subiaco farmers’ market, in the freo community school, we will call new areas of the city “cambridge” to drive the message home to these these these INSEMINATORS!!
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I’m having trouble understanding what you’re for, man. You seem to have the snidey cynicism of us, but you also seem to have sympathy for … those people.
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I suspect we are witnessing the turning away from the bumpkins, and towards the wankers. We are so much more fun.
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No Shaz – everyone knows that fun is rolling in the mud with a half empty bottle of Bundy to the strains of the Blue Hornets. But given the pedigree of the participants as alleged by Greggo, I think we quite possibly have our own version of Bohemian Grove here.
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Bushpigs still well out in front.
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Elegy making a move. The fix is in.
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Hell i don’t understand any of this. Am i supposed to vote for the worst of the worst, the best of the worst, or the writer with the most warts? Please help.
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Some nice writing on your blog Mark.
It’s probably pro or anti outrage cohen voting now.
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Mark’s the new Winton. C’mon, DFOC Beef air, or is that not union policy. DFOC is the new Paul Howes , our dark overlord.
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Here’s the concept Mark ” Jesus of the uncashed up bogans”.It’s set in Eden Hill, and after someone is killed blah blah blah.
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Really like Propinquity Mark, especially the ‘I’ll call you later’ in the back of the paddy wagon.
Interesting that despite it’s Dullsville tag Perth has so many characters (and I don’t mean the Dr Harries phd types), as the blogosphere highlights, with great stories to tell. And none are on the A-list. You hear that Shallow Spice? You listening out there???
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“My father did not look so surprised. He just looked the same way he always looks: like someone standing in the rain on a desolate stretch of freeway next to a broken-down second-hand car at night holding a warranty that expired the day before.”
Yes. Good stuff.
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Not much time to post your anti outrage or pro bushpigs vote.
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The result’s immaterial, TLA, and suddenly the Green~Briggs
fightdoesn’t look so bad. Everyone knows Bushpigs was the real winner. Kudos to DFOC for a beautiful strategy though. Submit any old junk at the last minute which nobody thinks has any chance, run dead until the last couple of days, then stack the branches. I’m very happy to play Welles to DFOC’s Hearst, however, as I think we all know what his final word will be, future gerbalists, and it won’t be Rosebud. I’m off to taiko practice.LikeLike
Surely Japansers can be organised better than Aussie communards? Get ’em voting!
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Perhaps, TLA, but they have taught me 武士道 well. I haven’t needed to ask a single person to vote for Bushpigs.
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You made up a lot of percentage this afternoon.
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W shi dao. Now let’s see. Oh that’s Bushido. Way of the warrior. Didn’t know it was those characters in Chineser.
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We all must march to the beat of our own drum.
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DFOC showing how to branch stack a vote
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We’ve been fully unionised here at TWOP. Given the full Bill Short-arse treatment.
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The people are speaking.
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Could these “people” be described as useful idiots?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Useful_idiots
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I’ve used every computer in the office to vote agin him and he’s still up by 6%
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I considered that tactic but rejected it on the basis that is would be too time consuming with out 5 minute log in times.
Last minute tip: Using another browser type will allow another vote. Google Chrome ahoy!
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Suddenly Bushpigs on 25 to my 24!
The man in Japan has a plan…
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I’m hiding the results for the last few hours.
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You’re more of a tease than Natalia “meteorological slow-dance” Cooper herself, TLA.
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